Adopted By EXO

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Group chat: local oovoo javers

EUnSeo:
Y'all ever say rice krispies just to flex on Johnny

YoONa:
Y'all ever eat maple syrup on youp pancakes just to flex on mark

SoOyoUNG:
Y'all ever act normal to flex on lucas

EUnSeo:
Y'all ever laugh normal just to flex on chenle

SoOyoUNG:
Y'all ever eat fruit just to flex on ten

YoONa:
Y'all ever talk loud just to flex on jungwoo

EUnSeo:
Y'all ever have a normal sized head just to flex on jaehyun

YoONa:
Y'all ever rest just to flex on mark

SoOyoUNG:
Y'all ever sleep 15 hours and wake up energized just to flex in taeil

YoONa:
Y'all ever say gummy bears just to flex on taeyong

EUnSeo:
Y'all ever debut properly just to flex on kun

TAeYOnG:
We haven't even debuted-...

EUnSeo:
Oof tru............

Y'all ever say "I liVEd iN AmEriCA FoR 5 yEArs mAn" just to flex on jaehyun

TAeYOnG:
...

JiMIn:
Since when is he in the chat?

MoRK:
I'm here too-

JoHnNySfAShiOnEvALuAtIoN:
Same-

AmEriCAnSwAGgER:
Me too

JuNGuwu:
Hai mom

Whipped4uwu:
Yo tan akui tamben moochaechos

EUnSeo:
Hai my precious lil baby ilysm you deserve the world uwu

And learn Spanish before using it Lucas -_-

Whipped4uwu:
Breh you just mad you ain't got these language skills

EUnSeo:
I'm friends with idiots oml

MoRK:
You're barely realizing it??

AmEriCAnSwAGgER:
You realize that includes you too right?

MoRK:
Nah fam she loves me :"))

EUnSeo is typing...

Whipped4uwu:
Sure about that fam?

"Children!" Suho yelled yelled.

"Yes?" I looked up from my phone to him pouting.

"I just wanna know why y'all are texting if y'all are in the same room?"

MoRK changed his name to plsletmerest

"Mark!" Yoona hit mark.

"I juSt wAnT SoME SlEeP" Mark said

"Yah yah we don't care" Johnny said.

"......... AnYWaYs, Yixing wants to know if y'all wanna go eat?" Suho asked us.

"I wanna know when you come back is happening" I spoke up.

"I-" suho began to talk but Yoona cut him off.

"Same but I'm down for food" she got up and since we were all hungry we also got up.

"Wait but he is gonna drive around 9 teenagers...." taeyong said.

"Tru" Lucas said.

EUnSeo:
We gtg sooyoung soreh

SoOyoUNG:
NOoOOooOOoOOOO pLs DoNt lEAf mE

YoONa:
...

TAeYOnG:
...

JiMIn:
...

MoRK:
...

Whipped4uwu:
...

EUnSeo:
K bai sooyoung

"Lettuce go eat my doods" I said putting my phone in my pocket.

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Welp.....Enjoy the small crappy and cringy chapter cause it's been like 5 years and I felt bad for not uploading

Oh and also this is probably one of the last chapters cause I'm running out of ideas and this book somehow got worse?

:)) thanks for reading tho my dood bai