"Morning" Lauren smiles as she enters the kitchen
"Goodmorning" I smile back
"Are you guys acting... civil?" Nick says
"We've always acted civil I don't know what you're talking about" Lauren smirks
"Right..." Nick smirks
"Y'all want some cookies?" Ally walks through the front door asking
"What?" Lauren says confused
"Mrs. Herbert from across the hall made us some cookies" she says
"Oh how nice" I say reaching for a cookie
"Nope! I wouldn't do that" Lauren says as she hits my hand
"Why?" I ask
"Mrs. Herbert is monster" she says
"What?" I ask
"Mrs. Herbert is not a monster Lauren, calm down" Ally says
"The women tried to kill me" Lauren says
"Wait what?" I say
"No she didn't" Ally says
"She nearly hit me with her car" Lauren says
"She's old, old people can't see you know that" Ally says
"Yeah Lauren, Old people can't see shit" Nick says as he stuffs a cookie in his mouth
"I'm sure it was a mistake" Ally says
"Yeah, I'd think so too if only she hadn't 'almost' hit me 7 times now" Lauren says
"What the fuck!" Nick laughs
"Oh" Ally says
"Wait, why would she want to kill you anyways?" I ask
"Because I killed her cat" she says
"You what!" Ally yells
"I killed her cat. It was an honest mistake, I promise" Lauren says
"When did this happen?" Nick asks
"A few months ago when I was backing out. Her stupid ass cat just ran back there like he wanted to die or something" she says
"...You're a terrible human" Ally says
"And she's a psycho so I'm not eating her cookies" Lauren says crossing her arms
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