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"Goodmorning" I smile at Lauren as she walks into the kitchen. "Did you-"
"Did you get a job yet?" She asks while sticking her head in the fridge and ignoring my question
"Umm... yeah. You're looking at the best damn cashier the worlds ever seen" I laugh
"... cool" she responds pulling out some juice and pouring a glass
"...Cool" I say back
"Goodmorning y'all" Ally says as she walks into the kitchen
"Goodmorning" I smile. "Where are you going?" I ask
"Work, I'm a Veterinarians assistant" she says
"Yeah, Ally sticks her hand up animals-" Lauren starts
"-Lauren" ally interrupts
"What?" Lauren says with a smirk
"And you can add another one to my list!" Nick comes out of his room screaming
"Oh good for you... I'm gonna add another two myself" Lauren smirks
"No way" nick says
"What list?" I ask
"Their sex list" Ally says rolling her eyes
"Sorry Come again?" I say
"We have a race every year to see who can sleep with the most people. Whoever wins gets $1000" Nick say as he sits down
"Umm Eww" I say
"Exactly" Ally says
"Ally, when was the last time you got laid?" Lauren asks
"Last night" Dinah winks as she walks into the room kissing ally on the cheek
"Dinah, liars never prosper" Ally says
"Yeah, you wish you had me" Dinah says grabbing an apple and taking a bite
"And to answer you question Lauren, it's none of your business" Ally says
"So... 5- no wait 10 years ago?" Nick laughs
"For your information, I'm a strong women who don't need no man" Ally says
"More power to you sister" Lauren says balling up her fist and pounding it in the air
"Ok now back to this add two people shit. How the hell did you sleep with two people in one night?" Nick asks
"At the same time." Lauren says with a straight face
"What" Ally says shocked
"Damn" Dinah says
"No" I say
"Damn it!" Nick says
"Wait... So last night when-" I say
"Yep, and you're laughing voices were a real turn off" Lauren says
"Oh my God" I say
"And that's my cue to leave" Ally says as she walks towards the front door
"Okay fine. You can have your two but I promise, you will lose" nick says
"You guys are sick" Dinah laughs
"Thanks babe" Lauren says
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The New Girl • (Lauren/You)
Fanfiction"You know those movies where the main character completely changes her life for her significant other and then he stabs her in the back and betrays her and then her life is completely flipped upside down and she ends up sleeping in her car?" "Umm...
