a man sitting on his couch, watching tv. heard his doorbell ring! he opens the door & only to see a snail sitting on his stoop. he throws the snail across the street & goes back to watch tv.
a year later, he is again seated on his couch watching tv, when the doorbell rings again. he opens the door to see an angry snail yelling, " what the HECK was that for??"
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Book of Weirdness
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