Book of Weirdness

#78

One day a very rich lawyer was

going in his Limousine car when he

saw two men along the road who

were eating grass.

he was shocked to see the sight

and ordered his driver to stop and

he got out to see that what is

going on. He asked one of the men

that why they were eating grass

"We are very poor and can't afford

food," the poor man replied. "We

have to eat grass." "Well, then, you

can come with me to my house and

I'll feed you",the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two

children with me.

They are over there, under that

tree". "Bring them along," the

lawyer replied. Turning to the other

poor man he stated, "You come

with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice

then said, "But sir, I also have a

wife and five kids with me!" "Bring

them all, as well," the lawyer

answered. They all entered the car,

which was no easy task, even for a

car as large as the Limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor

fellows turned to the lawyer and

said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank

you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

You'll really love my place; the

grass is almost 4ft high!"