Book of Weirdness

#68

A woman and a man are

involved in a car accident; it's a

bad one. Both of their cars are

totally demolished but

amazingly neither of them are

hurt. After they crawl out of their

cars, the woman says, "Wow,

just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but fortunately

we are unhurt. This must be a

sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live

together in peace for the rest

of our days." The man replied, "I agree with

you completely. This must be a

sign from God!" The woman continued, "And

look at this, here's another

miracle. My car is completely

demolished but this bottle of

wine didn't break. Surely God

wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good

fortune." Then she hands the bottle to

the man. The man nods his

head in agreement, opens it,

drinks half the bottle, and

extends it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to

accept the bottle. The man asks, "Aren't you

having any?" The woman replies, "No. I

think I'll just wait for the

police..."