Book of Weirdness

#69...

A blonde, wanting to earn

some money, decided to hire

herself out as a handyman-

type and started canvassing a

wealthy neighborhood. She

went to the front door of the first house and asked the

owner if he had any jobs for

her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch.

How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about

50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her

that the paint and ladders she

would need were in the

garage. The man's wife, inside the

house, heard the conversation

and said to her husband, "Does

she realize that the porch goes

all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should.

She was standing on the

porch." A short time later, the blonde

came to the door to collect her

money. "You're finished already?" he

asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,

"and I had paint left over, so I

gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in

his pocket for the $50. "And by

the way," the blonde added,

"that's not a Porch, it's a

Ferrari."