An engineer dies and reports to the
pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah, you're an
engineer -- you're in the wrong
place." So the engineer reports to
the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied
with the level of comfort in hell,
and starts designing and building
improvements. After a while,
they've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and the
engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the
telephone and says with a sneer,
"So, how's it going down there in
hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are
going great. We've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and there's no telling
what this engineer is going to
come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got
an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
should never have gotten down
there; send him up here." Satan
says, "No way. I like having an
engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him." God says, "Send him
back up here or I'll sue." Satan
laughs uproariously and answers,
"Yeah, right. And just where are
YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Book of Weirdness
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