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As an airplane is about to crash, a female

passenger jumps up frantically and announces,

"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a

woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there

someone on this plane who is man enough to

make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,

"Here, iron this!".

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