Book of Weirdness

#70

A brunette, a redhead and a

blonde all work in the same

office with the same female

boss. Every day, they noticed

the boss left work early. One

day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd

leave right behind her. After

all, she never called or came

back, so how was she to

know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little

gardening and went to bed

early.

The redhead was elated to be

able to get in a quick workout

at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy,

happy to be home, but when

she got to her bedroom she

heard a muffled noise from

inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and

was mortified to see her

husband in bed with HER

BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she

closed the door and crept out

of her house. The next day, during their

coffee break, the brunette and

redhead mentioned leaving

early again, and asked the

blonde if she was with them. "NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I

almost got caught yesterday!"