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Thailand: *sighs* What should we do, now?

Vietnam: hm. Why don't we go prank the Non-Asean countries??

Laos: That sounds like a good idea.

Cambodia: Bong, what are we going to even do to them?

Thailand: Hm..I don't know, honestly-

Indonesia: I GOT AN IDEA!!

Malaysia: W H A T?

Singapore: Can you guys stop yelling??

Malaysia: *blushes* s-sorry. . .

Singapore: Oh, are you-

Malaysia: Shut up.

Philippines: *giggles* Let's do something to their chairs..

Me: Huh? What do you mean?

My Crush: *smacks the back of my head*

Me: Yah! What did you do that fo- I MEAN-

Me: h-hello there..uhm. wait wait what happened again??

My Crush: She meant that what if we did something to their furniture or something..*scoffs*

Brunei: oh that's a good idea-

Philippines: BRILLIANT!! *tiptoes to kiss Brunei's forehead*

Brunei: *blushes and hides his face with his hands*  ¯\_(•////•)_/¯

Philippines: Awhhhh~~ What did you like about that, Teddy?

Brunei: I...loved..

Brunei: How you had to tiptoe just to kiss my forehead.. *smirks*

Philippines: ....

Me: *Pats her back* don't worry..We short people, will be with you.

Thailand: Wait what??--

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America: THERE IS ZOMBIES TAKING OVER THE WORLD!! *girly screaming*

England: You idiot! IT WILL NOT SPREAD!! JUST DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!

America: But you know horror movies..

Laos and Cambodia: Just don't do the stuff from the horror movies, duh. *Facepalms*

America: B-but-

Sweden: This isn't a movie..

Ameripan: I mean we are in a anime-

Everybody: What?

Ameripan: n-Nothing!!

China: Whatever..it's not like this is gonna be an ask or dare book with a zombie apocalypse!! *Rolls his eyes*

Myanmar: why is that so detailed??

CamLaos: *shrugs* We don't know. But it is scary.

Myanmar: ugh. Can't we just all-

Germany: LET'S JUST COUNTINUE THIS STUPID MEETING AND GET THIS STUPID PEOPLE OUT OF HERE!!

France: Exactly~~-

Cambodia: And YOU are one of them..

France: Awh. That isn't nice..

Laos: Wow. Ya think?

Vietnam: Mhm. Be happy an army of zombies isn't going to doing the chicken dance and burst into this room right now and gobble you up like a chicken..!!

Asean: *leaves*

Canada: Why does it feel like foreshadowing??

Me: *takes Canada and flies away on a gay rainbow*

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