ordering food

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ok so i love food.

i mean who doesn't?

(except those that don't)

but food is v delicious.

one thing i hate is ordering it

i'm just really awkward.

"what would you like to eat?"

it's like it's a spelling bee and they want me to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious( <~ it's really easy if you break it down. super cali fragi listic expial i docious, but pretend I didn't know that)

(Mary Poppins, anyone?)

and usually i mumble and i have to repeat myself.

fuck.

i can preach about the system in front of a crowd but can't order food????

i confused.

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