mi madre

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3rd rant in 60 minutes. Bravo Davina. Why thank you Davina.

this one has nothing to do with religion or race. it's about my eating habits.

i weigh 133 pounds aka 9.5 stones aka 60.325 kg. (see how considerate i am? i converted it for all you internationals). i'm 5'3 which is about 1.6m (exact is 1.6002)

my dad's overweight, and so's my grandma. my moma has mom fat. (bc who even has a skinny mom like really?)

i'm the not skinniest, but i'm not overweight either. (btw, in my mind you're not really that overweight unless you're morbidly obese and cannot walk)

my mom always tells me to watch my weight.

I really like food though guys.

so I get really pissed off. she talks about my tummy fat. And refers to my thighs as thunder thighs and snickers about them to her friends.

she talks about my boobs a lot. I'm only fourteen and a double d.

I CAN'T WEAR ANYTHING SO ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE MEMBERS BE GLAD BC BIG BOOBS SUCK.

"I'M NOT GONNA GET FAT LIKE YOUR MOM. " Guys I just want to go off on her sometimes.

-from a pissed off humanoid.

Davina (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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