Jin: Uhhmmm, hello?
You: Who's this? How did you get my number?
Jin: Let me ask you first. Do you like applying make-up? How about pink dresses?
Suga: Zzzzzzzz...
You: ?
Suga: zzzzzzzzz...
You: Weird dude.
Suga: I'm sleeping can't you see?
J-Hope: HELLO FRIENDEU! I'M YOUR HOWFEU, I'M YOUR ENJELEU! I'M J-HOWFEU. LET'S BE FRIENDSEU.
You: huh?
J-Hope: You don't want to be friends with J-Hope? Don't leaveeeee
RM: Hello, this is Namjoon or RM.
You: okay?
RM: Yes.
Jimin: Hey there, girl. I heard you're good in bed?
You: No! Omg.
Jimin: Oops. Sorry, wrong number.
Taehyung: ?
You: ?
Taehyung: Who diz? How u get bwi number. YOU STALKER?
You: wth, you messaged me first.
Taehyung: sorry, bwi no talk to strangers.
Jungkook: Noona, noona, noona.
You: excuse me?
Jungkook: Hello? Uhmm, this is Jin, Jungkook's mom. I'm sorry, he's just too young for girlfriends.
You: okay?
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionthis book is full of weirdness, craziness, seven boys blessed with handsomeness. if you want to add this to your libraries, be sure with your decision, these boys are dangerously handsome and crazy.
