BTS' Brain

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Jin: oh my ghad. Look at that drop dead gorgeous pink dress.
Brain: Jin!
Jin: what?!
Brain: don't buy that!
Jin: why?!
Brain: it's just a waste of money.
Jin: nah uh. Not me brain. I have tons of money. Just tell me you're jealous.
Brain: -_-

Suga: Jimin is so freakin handsome and freakin hot.
Brain: Yah! Shuga!
Suga: what now?!
Brain: leave jimin. YOONMIN is not real!
Suga: *blood coils* How dare you! YOONMIN IS REAL! Right readers?!
Brain: it ain't.
Suga: i don't give a shit. And wait, i don't give a fuck.

J-Hope: i admit, taehyung is so handsomeu.
Brain: Hey, hobi.
Jhope: yeah?
Brain: vhope ain't real. Taehyung has his jungkook.
Jhope: /ends up crying/

RM: what is this video?
Brain: omaghad! Namjoon don't!
RM: why? I'll just play it.
Brain: i said don't! There are many young readers! I think some are on 12. So don't.
RM: /plays it anyway/
Brain: R.I.P READERS✝️

Jimin: sht. Jungkook i want you.
Brain: hey jimin! How dare you!
Jimin: w-what did i do?
Brain: how dare you cheat on yoongi! Don't you know that he loves you?
Jimin: really?! Our feelings are mutual! YOONGI! NADO SARANGHAE!

Taehyung: a-a spaceship!
Brain: taehyung no!
Taehyung: why?
Brain: if you'll leave us. Then what about VKOOK?
Taehyung: you're right. Okay then. KOOKIE LET'S GO OUT.

Jungkook: /saw cereal for babies/ t-that's yummy
Brain: kookie no. Tae will be dissapointed.
Jungkook: it doesn't matter. We're both mentally 3 yrs. old.

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