Today we had a chat to a lovely girl named Sally. She was very...interesting. Well, you know, not every interview can be an award winning one! Some of us get the beauty, some of us get the brains and some of us get the...other bits. Have a look below and read all about this...fascinating character. We will warn that this isn't for children and know that's the most ironic thing we've said in weeks.
What’s your real, given name?
Sally Abigail JoAdams
What do you like to be called and why?
People call me Sally from Geometry. Cause I'm like from geometry class.
How old are you?
I'm 17, but my ID says 25. It's believable cause my tits are big.
How old do you act?
17 … cause I'm like 17. What kind of question is that?
Birthday and Zodiac Sign
January 29 … what’s that other word?
Does your Zodiac Sign describe you very well?
Hehe.. hehe.. huh?
Describe your personality in five words
Cool. Sex. Party. Money. Sex.
What is your ultimate goal at the moment?
Aw ma gawd, I really would like to save all the rabbits in the world, because they are like SO cute. Aren't they cute?
What’s stopping you from getting it?
Thia. She told me it wasn't possible to gather all the bunny's in the world and then keep them as pets.
Are you single or taken or something else?
Well, I'm taken. By like, wait let me count. (FIVE MINUTES LATER) ten guys.
Are you in love with anyone at the moment (not necessarily the person just mentioned)
My pet bunny, Chicken Little! But Thia told me it was actually a rat, not a bunny or a chicken.
How do you fall in love: instantly, over time or some other way?
Oh, first when I found Chicken Little, it was like, love at first sight. I like red eyes!
Describe your ideal guy/girl.
Well, sweet, hot, good in bed, hot.
Who is your closest friend? What are they like?
Thia! I'm a transfer and I didn't really know her very well, until that whole thing with Spencer started, so I helped her out. She's a bit uptight, and she needs some serious sex to loosen her up.
Who is your worst enemy? Why?
Oh silly, I don't have any enemies! Anyway, I never met an alien before!
Are you a mommy or daddy’s boy/girl? Why?
My mom keeps getting boob jobs, so she's always out, but my dad LOVES playing with me and Chicken Little. He likes to play a game called, “Hit the rat with a stick until it dies!”
What was/is your childhood like?
PINK!
What do you look like (in short)?
18. I'm blonde, kind of tall (maybe cause of my heels), my eyes are blue but not very bright, and … yeah.
What is your best feature? (Physical)
I would say my tits.
What is your worst feature? (Physical)
Ugh! My birthmark is totally shaped like a dick.
If you could change one thing about yourself, personality or physical, what would it be?
Nothing. Everyone is perfect!
What is your strongest sense? (Hearing, seeing, tasting etc). How do you use this to your advantage?
Smell. I always know when Chicken Little takes a shit.
What are you the best at?
Yoga. I am very flexible and relaxed. It's great for sex.
What are you usually noticed for?
My boobs.
What do you usually get in trouble for (if at all)?
The dress code. But that uniform is just gross without a little pinash! But every time I get in trouble, Thia is really good at getting me off. Isn't she a doll?
Describe where you’re living right now.
In a penthouse at the East side of town. It really big and it has a really big bowl of water and it bowls when you're in it. Makes sex fun!
Describe your life right now.
Awesome! Like ten times better ever since I met Thia
If you could be any animal what would you be?
A bunny, like Chicken Little.
Check out Sally in I'm With Stupid from SimplyStupid! We've been told she's not the main character so you should check out who dominates this hilarious book.
