Today we have our youngest interviewee ever...and boy does she have an attitude! But we can hardly blame her; she's got a whole lot on her plate including school hostages situations and missing twin sisters...eek! To see more of Purrella Gertrude Bertha Mickalya Mickenzie Moor (or, if you're in a rush, just Perthazy) check out the action packed new novel Code Black by LillyBree.
What’s your real, given name?
Purrella Gertrude Bertha Mickayla Mickenzie Moore
What do you like to be called and why?
If you don't know me well or feel like being formal or something, call me Perthazy, which is my full name mashed together. if you know me better, than just call me Hazey.
How old are you?
I'm eleven years old
How old do you act?
Man, I dunno. Older than 11, that's for sure.
Birthday and Zodiac Sign
June 10, 2001. Gemini or something. Why do you want to know?
Does your Zodiac Sign describe you very well?
Geminis are creative, have a very strong intellect, curious, they love living life on their own terms, good at advice and persuasion, also says I'm kind and generous toward everyone, but could turn selfish, yadda, yadda, yadda. Pretty much me, yeah, 'sept I have more traits mixed in too.
Describe your personality in five words
Quiet, smart, curious, creative sorta hostile too.
What is your ultimate goal at the moment?
My ultimate goal? I need to get two hundred something kids out of my school, which has been held hostage, without dieing. ha! good luck me
What’s stopping you from getting it?
My brother. He turned on me :( He is helping to keep the school hostage and is determined to catch me and kill me or who knows what. He’s holding a grudge because like three hours ago, I knocked him unconscious and locked him in a closet. Big deal. That was so three hours ago.
Are you single or taken or something else?
Oh, single all the way. The guys my age are all jerks.
Are you in love with anyone at the moment?
No, what did I just say?? It’s pretty obviously answered in my last question.
How do you fall in love: instantly, over time or some other way?
*Sigh* Can we stop talking about this. I've never had a boyfriend and that's that.
Describe your ideal guy/girl.
Really? Another question like this? I thought I made it clear that I didn't want to talk about this anymore. *sigh* Well, if I did have boyfriend, he would need to be inhumanly nice and sweet but had a sense of humour. He would be really smart so I would know that he would get into a good collage. He would need to have a very small amount of friends because I can’t act right in a group. He would be cool though. He would respect me and would have muscles so he could protect me if anything bad ever happened. Far-fetched right?
Who is your closest friend? What are they like?
The only friend I ever had was my twin sister that ran away when I was nine. so no one any more -_-
Who is your worst enemy? Why?
My Brother. Why? HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Are you a mommy or daddy’s boy/girl? Why?
I dunno. Why do you care?
What was/is your childhood like?
Pretty normal. Like everyone in this town we had crazy money issues, but other than that I've had no drama. Until today. Which reminds me. How much longer is this interview? I kinda have to save two hundred something kids from like 20 men with guns. And my brother is probably tracking me as I speak, so can I go now? No? Fine. Next question.
What do you look like (in short)?
I have startlingly bright green eyes and really long thick wavy brown hair. I have a small build and pale skin.
What is your best feature? (Physical)
Definitely my eyes.
What is your worst feature? (Physical)
I don't know.
If you could change one thing about yourself, personality or physical, what would it be?
I would like to have the social skills to make friends.
What is your strongest sense? (Hearing, seeing, tasting etc). How do you use this to your advantage?
How am I supposed to know? It’s all equal, I guess.
What are you the best at?
I dunno. I'm smart.
What are you usually noticed for?
*Shrugs* Being quiet, I guess.
What do you usually get in trouble for (if at all)?
Nothing, really. Our school doesn't have a lot of rules.
Describe where you’re living right now.
A big old house, two floors, sorta broken down.
Describe your life right now.
Well how do you think. And is this going to go on much longer. I have more important things to do than take an interview. Brian, Joey, and Kate will be pissed. Almost done? Okay.
If you could be any animal what would you be?
An animal? If I was an animal, everyone one would die because I do not have opposable thumbs, so I think I will stay a human, thank you.
