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1.What’s your real, given name?
Enrique Ricardo Cruz
2.What do you like to be called and why?
I like to be called Ricky, because it sounds tougher and Enrique is what my Mom who selfishly left my Dad and siblings to fend for ourselves always used to call me.
3.How old are you?
At the minute I'm 20, but that's subject to change.
4.How old do you act?
That's a great question-- some people say I act as if I'm barely out of diapers, and other people see me as a man wiser than my years-- it all depends on how well you know me, and which side of me you catch at that given moment in time.
5.Birthday and Zodiac Sign
I was born on the 13th of July, so I'm a Cancer, aren't I? I don't really give a shit about star signs, so I'm not sure.
6.Does your Zodiac Sign describe you very well?
Well, crabs are snappy and so am I.
7.Describe your personality in five words
Temperamental, Quirky, Argumentative, Stubborn and Opinionated. I can't think of anything positive to say about myself, to be honest.
8.What is your ultimate goal at the moment?
To get the hell outta East LA and start a new life somewhere else; be big in Japan maybe. Or Ireland. Just somewhere other than here.
9.What’s stopping you from getting it?
Life-- there are too many damn obstacles in my way at the moment, and it maddens me when I think of them all. They've stopped me from becoming a better man. I knew I should have finished my last year of my lawyer's course.
10.Are you single or taken or something else?
I honestly have no idea. I'm currently staying with Jerry and he says he wants to be more than friends, but I dunno if I trust him or not.
11.Are you in love with anyone at the moment? What orientation is your character?
I do quite like Jerry, but I haven't confessed my love to him yet, it's been more lust to be honest. I've loved both men and women in the past-- when I see beauty in a person, nothing's gonna stop me from admitting that, not even their gender.
12.How do you fall in love: instantly, over time or some other way?
Love? Well, love is something I'll never really learn to do. I'm not much of a keeper, I'm Mr Lusty. And if I do happen to like someone, it usually takes a few weeks for me to make a move, unless I'm doped up to my eyeballs of course.
13.Describe your ideal guy/girl.
Someone who can actually tolerate me for who I am, and not for who I'm not. I hate fake people more than I hate my Mom, and that's a hella lot of hatred there.
14.Who is your closest friend? What are they like?
Closest friend? I guess I'm pretty close to my brothers and sisters-- all seven of them. I'm particularly close to my older brother, Booze but he's kinda started a new life abroad and got his own family now, so I guess I've grown closer to my younger brother Jose and cousin Manny. They always seem to be there for me, and genuinely nice guys.
15.Who is your worst enemy? Why?
He who cannot be named, lol just kidding, Ricardo Marquez. I hate everything about him, from the way he acts to the smarmy look on his face everytime we clash. I wish he would just move to Florida or something-- and go screw them over.
16.Are you a mommy or daddy’s boy/girl? Why?
Well, people say I look exactly like my Dad when he was younger, but I have my Mother's bad temper. I, personally dislike them both, but my Mom more. My Dad doesn't care for me, and always blames every damn problem on me, and as I've mentioned before, my Mom left us when I was 13. She doesn't deserve a place in my life. So, I don't think I'm a Mommy or Daddy's boy at all.
17.What was/is your childhood like?
Shit. I mean, it was great up until I was 13, then everything fell apart. The shit hit the fan, I became hooked on everything bad and my life began going downhill since she left us.
18.What do you look like (in short)?
Well, loads of people say that I'm scary looking when they first meet me; I have dark brown eyes, a dark, overgrown buzz cut which is going curly at the ends, tanned skin, a decent body [I work out a lot to vent my anger], a little bit taller than average height, well built, a bit of stubble under my chin and tall, dark and [sometimes] handsome in general.
19 What is your best feature? (Physical)
I would say my smile, people have commented on how cute it is [men and women], but many people haven't seen it very often, due to my grumpiness, which is a shame in itself but I don't like smiling much.
20.What is your worst feature? (Physical)
Honestly, these dark circles under my eyes from lack of sleep. They make me appear nastier than I actually am, and I can be pretty damn nasty at times.
21.If you could change one thing about yourself, personality or physical, what would it be?
Just to be a nicer person in general. I barely have any friends because of my short temper and ignoring skills. I'm the kind of guy who you wouldn't like to be stuck beside on a bus-- I'd tell you to f**k off, even on a good day, ha.
22.What is your strongest sense? (Hearing, seeing, tasting etc). How do you use this to your advantage?
Is this the Marvel Superhero auditions or something? I use all five of my senses equally, how am I meant to know that? That question was muy mierda.
23.What are you the best at?
Causing trouble, and I've been known to host a good game or two of poker.
24.What are you usually noticed for?
Being the guy who starts shit-- nine times out of ten, I don't do it to be an attention whore, I do it because I get notions. Half of the time, people overreact anyway, and that drives me loco.
25.What do you usually get in trouble for (if at all)?
Heh, everything and anything. I think I've given my Dad and Uncle throat problems from them bawling at me every time I've done something stupid. And their expressions make me laugh when they're being deadly serious, so I think I've caused them a few premature wrinkles as well.
26.Describe where you’re living right now.
In a shitty flat in East LA with Jerry Jimenez. I'm sleeping on the sofa, unless I get some drunken notions, of course. You have to go outside to piss and smoke. It sucks electric tacos when you need to go desperately.
27.Describe your life right now.
In a nutshell; shit. What more can I say?
28.If you could be any animal what would you be?
I am a beast, an animal, a force to be reckoned with already. Many people fear my venomous tongue, sharp teeth and lethal blows.
There, I've finished this shitty quiz, can I take off my suit, light up a blunt and collect my paycheck on the way out?
