Well, here's a first: an interview with a god! Here's what Hades had to say beforehand: "Firstly, before we start this interview I'd like to say that if you make me look bad, you probably won't see the light of day tomorrow morning. Let us begin!"
1. What is your real, given name?
H: The name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. How ya doing?
2. What do you like to be called and why?
H: Most people call me King of the Dead, Evil and Death among other things. Although, some of the mortals call me Hayden.
3. How old are you?
H: I stopped counting a few millennia ago...
4. How old do you act?
H: 18 'cause in order to successfully stalk Sephy, I have to act like a teenager.
5. Birthday and Zodiac sign
H: We counted the years differently back then so I don't know when my birthday is... and I think the zodiac was created way after I was born...
6. Does your zodiac sign describe you very well?
H: What is this zodiac you keep asking me about?!
7. Describe your personality in five words:
H: Enigmatic, Determined, Some would say sexy (I don't know why though because this is a question about personality...), Ruthless and Charismatic.
8. What is your ultimate goal at the moment?
H: To try and convince Sephy to fall in-love with me again, no tricks this time *blushes*
9. What's stopping you from getting it?
H: Demeter, my sister and her mother, hates my guts! She won't let me anywhere near her! Her dad, Zeus who is also my brother, is the same and then there's Hekate, Eris and Thanatos who are all trying to get 'rid' or her
10. Are you single or taken or something else?
H: Taken. Definitely taken.
11. Are you in-love with anyone at the moment? What orientation is your character?
H: What kind of question is that?! Of course I'm straight! What would make you ask such a thing?! I mean look at me! And yes, to answer the first part of the question, there is someone... Her name is Persephone... *dreamy smile*
12. How do you fall in-love: instantly, over time or some other way?
H: I've only ever been in love once and that happened instantly... I think it had something to do with the Eros (you probably know him as Cupid)...
13. Describe your ideal guy/girl?
H: Sephy has long fiery-red hair that makes her look like an angel haloed in red flames. Her eyes are the brightest lightning blue that sparkles in the sun when she laughs and darkens passionately when she's mad. Her lips are perfectly kissable and pink and her skin is satin-soft to the touch. Her body - gods, her body - is voluptuous yet athletic and she's got legs like no other... Is that too much?
14. Who is your closest friend? What are they like?
H: *thinking face* ...
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Well... I guess you can say that Thanatos is my closest friend... He sold his soul to me some years back and now he works for me by collecting lost souls and transporting them to the Underworld. He's sort of my right-hand man.
15. Who is your worst enemy? Why?
H: Well, I have a list:
1. There's Eris because she wants to rule the Underworld as Queen of the Dead and she wants to completely remove Sephy from the picture.
2. Then there's Zeus because he's annoying and likes to control everything just because he's the king of the gods.
3. My father!
4. There's Demeter who hates my guts for some reason... probably because I kidnapped her daughter...
5. Urgh! Caitlyn! She's this really annoying girl at Sephy's school and I want to gag every time I see her!
16. Are you a mommy's/daddy's boy/girl? Why?
H: How could I be a daddy's boy! The man ate me alive as soon as I was born! And my mother did little to stop him!
17. What was/is your childhood like?
H: Take a guess! Who else spent most of their childhood in their father's stomach??
18. What do you look like (in short)?
H: I think the title "Sexy Beast" fits in here. Jet-black hair with natural ultraviolet highlights, silver eyes, constant smirk and a killer body? Yep that's me.
19. What is your best feature? (Physical)
H: Did I mention that I have jet-black wings that I hide in realistic-looking tattoo while I'm in my human form? No?
20. What is your worst feature? (Physical)
H: Not to be cocky or anything but do I even have one...?
21. If you could change one thing about yourself, personality or physical, what would it be?
H: I'd be the king of the gods but Zeus took that one... Grr... and I'd be at home with Sephy...
21. If you could change one thing about yourself, personality or physical, what would it be?
H: I'd be the king of the gods but Zeus took that one... Grr... and I'd be at home with Sephy...
22. What is your strongest sense? How do you use this to your advantage?
H: I don't know if you know about it but it's called auric ability... It is the use of one's aura to enhance the existing senses and has some great perks too! Like how I can use it to control the elements and other supernatural power...
23. What are you the best at?
H: Drawing the dark energies from everyone and using them to fuel my aura... *evil laugh*
24. What are you usually noticed for?
H: My "tall, dark and mysterious" look.
25. What do you usually get in trouble for (if at all)?
H: People keep saying that I'm trying to take over Mount Olympus but I haven't done that in close to a millennium! But usually, Zeus reprimands me for kidnapping Sephy the first time.
26. Describe where you're living right now
H: It's a mansion in the forests of the Northern Mountains that surround Haven city... Ever been there?
27. Describe your life right now?
H: Sephy left the Underworld one day and never came back. I think I have finally found her but she has no memory of me. I'm trying to get Sephy to fall in-love with me again, no tricks this time, but it's hard. And Demeter and Zeus are on my back about it. They even have someone watching me all the time just to make sure that I don't so something dangerous. Paranoid much? Sure I did kidnap her the first time around but I'm pretty sure that she was just as in-love with me as i was with her...
28. If you could be any animal, what would it be?
H: I refuse to dignify that question with an answer.
To see more of Hades check out Taking Sephy by Leeroy-in-purple.
