Chapter 6

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~In which Viktoria Schmidt starts classes at Humboldt University Of Berlin and meets her American roommate.~

Berlin,Germany
   It was the end of the summer and today I begin college,Humboldt University Of Berlin. I drag my bags into my dorm. There sat a girl who looked nowhere near what a German person looks like.

"Hello,I'm Diana Carter.",The girl said

"Hello,I'm Viktoria Schmidt.",I said

"I'm from the United States,from New York City,the Big Apple,college is expensive in the United States of America,and the American education system ain't shit compared to the Finnish,Japanese,Chinese,German,or Russian education system.",Diana said

"I'm Viktoria Caroline Schmidt,and I'm from Berlin,Germany. I am about to save Deutschland.",I said

"Deutschland?",Diana asked

"Deutschland means Germany in German.",I said

"Oh,cute cute.",Diana said

"Nothing is cute about saying Deutschland.",I said

"I used to think when German folks say 'Deutschland',I thought they were associating themselves with the Nazi party.",Diana said

  No,saying Deutschland is saying the name of your country. If I added slogans,then it would be considered. Gosh,I'm starting to hate her.

"How about I tell you what I used to think about anything in the United States of America,and you can tell me about what you used to think about Germany,alright?",I said

Good,It's time to get down to insulting her country. I sometimes think Americans are annoying as fuck.

"I think we will make great friends.",Diana said

"Yeah.",I said

"We should go out one night.",Diana said

"Sure.",I said rolling my eyes

Can you believe Humboldt University of Berlin put me with this dumb American chick?

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