Philippines: *bangs open door* HEY GUYS!!
Malaysia: *irritated betch* dont do that, you'll break the door.
Philippines: LOOK WHAT I GOT! *picks up something out of nowhere* ITS THE SPICY NOODLES EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT!!
Vietnam: isn't that, like, uhm..3 months ago?
Philippines: IM SORRY OKAY? SIDES, NOW I GOT THIS SHIPPED FROM KOREA FOR FREE FROM SOUTH KOREA!
Indonesia: omaylurd, ples staph shoutin'
Philippines: wanna try it? Got the spiciest one! Loser gets punished *evil smirk*
Timor: I'm up for it!!
BruBru: ..me too..
Laos: since when did you get here?
Brunei: oh I don't know, since when did you care about my presence?
Myanmar: *shoulders the shit out of them* LETS PLAY!
Cambodia: *bitch smacks burma* Nobody does that but me.
Philippines: LETS GO!
Later...
Timor: I can't take anymore of this..*tries to take a bite but passes out after taking a forkful of noodles*
Myanmar: finished *raises an empty bowl of samyang then faints*
Cambodia: *drinks shit ton of milk in the background*
Laos: pretty hot but its not enough for my taste *but passes out anyway*
Brunei: *dead after taking maybe two sips of noodle strands*
Philippines: shit, I think it's in my eye *cries*
Vietnam: *face burning and flicking her wrists like a fan* hoo! That was great, but I could expect it better *literally finishes the whole thing*
Thailand: good job ana~ *manages to smiled despite him already dying*
Meanwhile Indonesia and Malaysia: *took maybe ten bowls of samyang and has taken it to the next level*
Indonesia: *evil grin while eating* face it little sister, Your big sister will win this challenge *drinks—no, chugs the sauce then slammed onto the table and wipes the side of her mouth with the back of her hand*
Malaysia: *ugh, eye roll* we'll see it beloved big sister..*gets the flower thing from her hair and magically turns into a tie but the flower remains and charmingly ties her hair into a ponytail and sparkles literally just popped out of nowhere*
Malaysia and Indonesia: *intensely sips on the noodles without breaking a sweat. Jk, they are literally sweating their own blood out*
Rest of Asean:
Philippines: bet who wins?
Rest of Asean : you're on
YOU ARE READING
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Random[UNDER RECONSTRUCTION] Either crack, fluff, angst, historical events, and basically just the awesome randomness of the ASEAN family! (WARNING: CONTAINS BAD WORDS AND SCENES IN THE BOOK WHICH ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN) *ASEAN- Association of Sou...
