Terrible jokes I though of and or I plagiarized

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Philippines: *walks in the library*

Philippines: THIS PLACE IS A TREE HATER!

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Nurse: we hope to see you again~

Myanmar: what a terrible thing to say in the hospital

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America: *looks at Malaysia*

America: are you sleepy?

Malaysia: no. Just Asian.

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Cambodia and Myanmar: *fighting*

Cambodia: okay fine. I'm sorry

Myanmar: your sorry, IS MADE IN CHINA!

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Brunei: hey philippines?

Philippines:?

Brunei: what's expensive profit in Filipino?

Philippines: mahal..na Kita? (I love you or expensive profit)

Brunei: *smirk*

Philippines: *blushes*

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Philippines: ate, why is your name Vanessa?

Indonesia: I dunno, probably life?

Philippines: isn't su and honorable word in Indonesia?

Indonesia: ..well yes

Philippines: shouldn't your name be Indonesu?

Indonesia: that's not how it works

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