Running in ONE DIRECTION...From Zombies!?

Code BANANAS!

“That hair flip, do it again.”

He looks at me like I’m crazy, but humors me and does it again.

I take a deep breath, “Ok I know you guys don’t really like when girls super fangirl scream in your face, so I’m just going to take a step inside this room for a quick second. Do.Not.Go.Anywhere.”

I pull Kim back inside the security room and shut the door.

“HOLY FUCK ALEX WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?” Screams Kim as she starts to shake me violently, I just shake her back and let tears stream down my face.

“I DON’T KNOW BUT I THINK SANTA PUT US ON HIS NICE LIST CAUSE THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PRESENT EVER!”

“I KNOW I FUCKING KISSED NIALL HORAN! WHAT THE HELL!?”

“I KNOW I SAW YOU, YOU SLUT BUCKET! YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!”

After a couple more seconds of hugging each other and jumping up and down we finally settled down (or at least we settled down as much as we could) and we stepped back out into the hallway, luckily the boys were still there talking.

“Ok, were good now. Just had to get it out of our system.” I say as I smile to the boys, Kim is still drooling at Niall, who keeps looking away like he was uncomfortable.

“Well that’s good; actually we wanted to ask for your help.” Said Liam

“What kind of help?” asks Kim suggestively…sigh her and her dirty mind. I hit her shoulder

“Down girl, don’t scare them off with your overpowering sexual charm.”

She pouts, “But-“

“No buts, now what kind of help do boys you have in mind?”

Liam cleared his throat, “Well while you were in their fangirling, the boys and I had a quick chat.”

“Go on…” me and Kim inch closer to them, our interest at its peak.

Harry bites his lip, making me wanna rip his clothes off and have my way with him, “Um we kinda want to seek out.”

“What?!” me and Kim ask in complete shock

Louis Leaned in towards me and smiled, “What Curly over here means to say is that we are fucking tired of being surrounded by security all the damn time. Paul won’t let us have any fun! Even though the fun I have in mind is usually sexual or illegal…but that’s not the point! We are in the capital of America and we want to explore it a little, you know go all National Treasure in this Bitch. Paul won’t mind-

“Or well he will, actually he might freak the hell out, but he will eventually get over it. So since you girls are natives, and seem up to do anything, we want you to be our guides, what do you say Loves? Hmm?”

“Uh…” I had no idea what to say, but that’s what I have Kim for obviously

“Of course BooBear! We will gladly be your tour guides and go all National Treasure up in dis BIATCH!” she yells as she goes to give Louis a huge hug, he hugs her back and spins her around.

“Great! Well since security will come looking for us in like two minuets I think we should get going!” says Niall as he quickly grabs Louis and pulls him away from Kim.

“Alrighty then, I shall lead the way! C’mon lads!” I say as I grab Harry’s hand and start walking back the way me and Kim came from.

I don’t know what I did in my previous life time to get so lucky, but I’m pretty fucking glad I did whatever I did.

How the hell did we go from getting kicked out of a One Directions concert, to becoming their personal tour guides?

I have no fucking clue, but it’s pretty PhenomeNiall.

See what I did there?

Oh I love being a Directioner.

OH YEAH THE BOYS ARE IN DA HOUSE! XD what do you think? Am I doing a good job so far? And what about Nim???  (oh yeah I shipped Niall and Kim together) Do you ship it? Anyway I just loved Louis in this chapter, he just makes me smile whenever I think about him!

So comment(if you want) Vote(if you like) and fan(if you have not) OR PAUL WILL NOT PAULLOW YOU! Lln oh this fandom…

Tigerbeat, BOP, j-14, US, and POP STAR (those are all my magazines that had 1D in them…POSTER TIME!)

Peace