Dear Camilla, Where Are You? -on hold-

Part One: Angelie

Dear Camilla,

          Indeed I am aware that “Ange” in French does translate to “Angel” in English, though I would like to tell you once more (in case you did not happen to be aware) that my name-at-birth is Angelie Baker (or, officially out: “Baker, Angelie). A “nickname” (though I prefer the substituting word “penname”) that you could address me by would be (as my friends tend to refer to me to) “ElliAnge” (in case you were pondering, pronounced: “eh-li-ANJ”).

            As for the question of you in ownership of a brain or not: that is, as some say, “for me to know and you to find out”. I do not believe that “hairist” is a word; its meaning all the more baffles me as well. You have another “side”? I wonder what that would be. (*hint*: tell me what that would be.)

            I do not believe that “crinkled and crumpled” is a figure of speech as much as it is accurate description in many cases. Perhaps the sayings of your school in Ottawa (Am I correct?) are a bit different than those of here in “the States”, as you call them. How, might I ask, could bark be rusty? Why would I hate one for using a word repeatedly?

            I never use the phrase “what the heck” in my daily speech. I prefer to say “corresponding how”. As you have witnessed, you have not typed anything that has triggered this reaction. Besides, your three-word phrase takes more than five seconds to say with the excess expression that you have added to it. Also, you forgot an “s” to make plural the noun (not adjective) following five: “second”.

            There is a vast difference between the numbers five and six. Five is hardly, “like”, six. I am aware of your continuous string of disconnected words off of one subject and tendency to repeat your words.

            I see. Your friend Emerald does sound quite interesting (though you provided no description of her). Coincidentally, my three closest comrades also live in the same neighborhood as I and therefore are in the same schooling district and attend the same school as I.

            I am quite relieved you are not a paranormal being. I would like to point out, though, that when using parenthesis and brackets, the sideline information in the original text belong in parenthesis and the excess footnotes of the sideline information are placed within brackets. In other words, you have inversed the proper usage of parenthesis and brackets.

-Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2010, 6:22 AM-