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My friend introduced me to Glee and im in love

Mother:
whatever you gotta tell urself sweaty

Mum:
I'd fuck Blaine tbh

Mum:
he's a cutie

Lesbean:
oooo I like rachael

Mommy:
yeah Rachael is cute too.

Inside Hurty:
I would let kitty do unspeakable things to me ngl

Lesbean:
omg am I allowed to say same

Mum:
Hell yeah you can

Mum:
I'm like 96% sure I'm mostly gay and damn she could like, idk touch my face and I'd be okay with that

Sun:
I would kill a bitch to be a Cheerio

Inside Hurty:
bitch same

Inside Hurty:
I'm a cheerleader at my school and I tried convincing the squad we should be called the Cheerios and my coach rolled her eyes and was like "omg Lindsey go catch brooklin or something" and I got mad

Lesbean:
Aw if I was ur coach I'd let u call the squad the Cheerios

Inside Hurty:
awwwh Thanks Jamia🖤🖤🖤

Lesbean:
ur welcome Lindsey

12:
Blaine is hot but he's fucking stupid tbh

Mother:
I'm offended

12:
HE WANTS TO PROPOSE TO KURT BUT THEY JUST GOT BACK TOGETHER LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT PETE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

12:
I've been calling him Pete instead of Blaine

Mother:
I'd be offended but that sounds like something I'd do tbh

12:
pls don't propose to me I'm only young

Mother:
hon I can't even afford a quarter machine ring let alone some fancy ass engagement ring wtf

Mother:
also I'm gonna let you propose to me because we all know I'm to... um... for that

Mum:
*snorts*

Mum:
same

Mommy:
I'm not proposing either sweaty

Mum:
no shit I'm 16 dipshit

Moon:
Brendon, marry me 💍

Sun:
ye behbe

Moon:
nvm

Sun:
Nah too late boo I'm pregnant

Mum:
what

Moon:
I just choked on my ramen Brendon Urie I swear to fucking Jesus Allah Christ

Mommy:
Yay! Babbey!

Inside Hurty:
omg

Pat:
UR 15 NO BRENDON WHAT THE HECK HOLY SMOKES

Sun:
I CANT GET PREGNANT YOU IDIOTS WHAT THE SHIT

Moon:
I just almost had a heart attack and I pissed my pants a little Brendon you scrub

Sun:
I have told you every fucking time we have unprotected sex that I can't even get pregnant s m h

Moon:
IM STUPID AND I FORGET

Sun:
I know baby but I love you

Moon:
I love you too asshole

Sun:
eat my ass

Mum:
bless you

Mum:
I meant to say 'lol' but I was talking to Pete and this happened