South Park x reader

WHAT THE FUCK (Kyle x Reader)

(You guys are supposed to be in high school at this point)

You sat in the hall holding your head in your hands. You couldn't fucking believe what you had just heard. Heidi, a girl you considered to be your friend, called you a dirty Jew. Now the boy of your dreams was sympathetic towards her.
"(Y/n) what's wrong," asked a familiar voice. It was Kyle.
   "Oh it's nothing. I just failed a test I really studied for" lie.
   "Next time I'll help you alright."
   "Ok," you smile as he gets up and walks over to Heidi. You knew Cartman was brainwashing her just like he did in 4th grade. It aggravated you that Kyle was so dense for how smart he is.
   You walk to Calculus with Stan complaining about all the shit going on with Kyle. "I can't fucking believe it!" you yell.
   "(Y/n) just calm down," Stan replies.
   "He's being hypersensitive! HE'S ACTING LIKE HIS MOTHER!"
   "Oh shit. Okay that's a little far don't you think?"
   "It's not because he's blinded by false emotions and pretenses just so he can prove he's right when he's wrong! He's acting like Sheila, Stan!"
   You walked into class with a huff and sat in your seat. The class was painfully long, but you somehow managed to get through it. Kyle was waiting outside. You just rolled your eyes since you knew all he was going to talk about was Heidi.
   "Hi Kyle," you say annoyed.
   "You'll never believe what Heidi told me," he exclaims
   "Oh really," you ask as you open your locker.
   "Yeah she said..."
   "Kyle of it isn't obvious enough I really don't fucking care!"
   "(Y/n) what the fuck I thought you wanted to help her?!"
   "I DID UNTIL SHE CALLED ME A DIRTY JEW!"
   "SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT (Y/N)! STOP LYING!"
   "I'M NOT FUCKING LYING KYLE ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH!"
   "YOU ARE DEFINITELY LYING! SHE'S TOO NICE TO DO THAT!"
   "CARTMAN IS USING HER! IT'S ALL FAKE EVERYTHING SHE'S TELLING YOU IS FAKE! SHE'S TURNING INTO HIM KYLE! YOU'RE JUST TOO FUCKING DENSE TO SEE IT!"
   "I'M NOT DENSE AND I KNOW I'M RIGHT!"
   That was the last straw you couldn't take it. You slammed your locker causing it to make the entire hallway silent. "YOU," you start "ARE ACTING JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER KYLE!"
   He just stood there looking at you in shock. His had balled into a fist as you burned holes in him with your stare. You feel a strong negative energy. It was Cartman and Heidi. "Oh look the dirty Jews found each other how disgusting," she hissed.
You looked at him defeat in his face. "I fucking told you Kyle. I guess telling the person you love straight up that you feel they're being neglected isn't enough. I just wanted you to be happy. That's all I ever wanted," you state starting to walk away. You felt a hand grab your wrist.
"Y-you love me," Kyle questioned.
"I always have," you reply
"I love you too," he exclaims. He caresses your cheek as your (e/c) eyes meet his piercing green ones. He looks at your lips and presses his against yours sloppily. You run your fingers through his gorgeous red curls (A/N ginger boys with curly hair are fucking hot) as he hold your waist.
"I'm sorry I said you were acting like your mom," you apologize.
"I'm her son aren't I?" he chuckles.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS. ANOTHER YEAR THAT WE ALL HOPE WON'T GO TO SHIT. IM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT THROUGH THE YEARS AND I WANT TO SAY I LOVE AND APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU. GOOD NIGHT FOR NOW MY FRIENDS.