(This is a song fic so yeah it's a song by All Time Low so yeah you'll love it when you listen to it so enjoy)
Long live the reckless and the brave.
You stood near the elf kings throne. You were the best Theif/Princess in all of the elf kingdom. The boys had invited you to play their stupid stick of truth game since day one. You where the only girl they allowed to play.
You where allowed to choose what kingdom you wanted to be in. Since you had a crush on Kyle at the time you chose the Elves. God was that a mistake.
You were 16 now and still spending your life with this stupid game, but you got to at least talk to your crush. Craig Tucker.
I don't think I wanna be saved.
You just wanted to change sides so badly but Kyle and Wizard Fatass wouldn't let you. For fuck sake you can't trade sides after six years. Craig was on the other team (the humans).
Craig many a time has offered to "take you prisoner" so you could be on their team. You would be a great asset to the team and pretty much destroy the elf kingdom.
My song has not been sung.
"My lord." you address Kyle."I must leave on a quest to confront the human thief."
"Make hast all of our curfews are 12:00am so yeah go ahead." He said king like with his normal tone of malus.
You rushed out of the kingdom to meet up with Craig. You where finally double crossing the Elves. You rushed over to the school because you knew his detention was over in five minutes.
Five minutes later...
Craig walked out of school with his normal expressionless face until he saw you he ran up and hugged you around the waist lifting you up in the air. You guys were close friends and about to break like 5 rules of the game.
"Hey put me down what if fat ass see's" you say giggling
"Like he would." Craig smiled as he put you down and ran to Cartman's house.
So long live us. Looking out at a town called Suburbia.
You both entered the Kingdom of Kupa Keep. "I come bearing a prisoner of war Grand Wizard." Craig says pushing you softly toward Cartman.
"Ah you have done well Craig now go fucking train." Cartman yelled sounding as stupid as ever.
Little rats running mazes, having babies
It's a vicious little world that we live in.
"So we've captured the elves greatest thief. I will force you to join Kupa Keep." Cartman said with extreme greed.
"Sure." You reply casually.
Looking back at a life on the other side
I realize that I didn't fit in
Everyone in Kupa Keep stared as you took off your stupid elf ears. You felt unwelcome by the boys, but none the less Craig glared at them when they would give you dirty looks.
You became the second best thief, next to Craig. So you gained your ranking very fast since you stole the Stick from the Elves at midnight exactly right when curfew hit.
Didn't hate it but I didn't quite relate it
To my precious little world
"(Y-y/n) can I ask you something?" Craig asked quietly making sure no one heard as his face turned bright red.
"Sure Craig ask away." You whisper back as chipper as ever.
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Tucker whispered into your ear holding you close. "Clyde stole the stick last night and invited us to be part of his kingdom.I have a plan. "
"Ok I'll go." You reply. "So what's the plan?"
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So part two will be out around the 18th so look out for that I'm sorry for such a long chapter. Bye Tucker the Fucker. ABBY OUT
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