Chapter 9 : Cute Things Are Evil

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~Mitch's POV~

  After a few days, we finally got to the plains biome, just like Dark said we would. There were so many bunnies.... and a chicken. Why is there a random chicken here? I wondered (@CookieCraftChicken I got ya bud) Weird I though.


"Hey little bunny!" Lachlan bent down to pet a bunny as Jerome muttered something about his bacca instincts. "Aww! You're so- OW!"

"What the-"

"LACHLAN!" Vikk screamed kicking the rabbit, who then died.

"It bit my hand," Lachlan cried. Jerome already had Betty out and was growling at the other rabbits, who, to my surprise, ignored him.

"Oh my goodness! Lachlan, are you ok?!" Vikk asked, healing Lachlan's hand.

"Yeah, I'm fine now, thanks Vikky."

"Anytime, Little Lachy." Vikk replied, whipping his forehead. I stared at the white rabbit's corpse. Rabies? Or are they all like that? I mean, I heard of those killer bunnies... but still. I thought to myself. Just as I thought that, Vikk was tackled by a killer bunny, who was then decapitated by Betty. Roaring quite loudly, Jerome slaughtered about 10 more rabbits until a bunch of them started growling at us. As we all the started attacking the bunnies, I asked a blade of grass to turn into 1,000 carrots, when it did, I screamed for the guys to follow me and ran off to the middle of the plains. None of the bunnies followed us and Vikk noticed "What did you do?" He questioned me.

"A blade of grass turned into one thousand carrots." I smiled back.

"Whew, those are some weird rabbits." Lachlan stated, sweating.

"Well at least the random chicken was nice." Jerome joked. I chuckled as we kept sprinting towards the middle of the field, and hopefully towards the Flower King. Lachlan sighed.

"Why are cute things so evil?" Lachlan asked, looking at the beautifully clear and blue sky as we ran.

"Because there's always gonna be imperfection and destruction." Vikk said in an overly dramatic voice. We all started laughing, until Jerome crashed into stone.

"OWW!" He cried out.

"Huh? OH! ROBBY!!" I smiled.

"Rob, why did you hit Jerome?" Vikk put his hands on his hips as he stared at Rob. Lachlan just gave a laugh. Once Jerome got up, I decided that it was my turn to speak.

"Hey Jerome, would you like to do the honors?" I asked.

"Sure Biggums! Umm... how exactly?"

"Just touch em." Lachlan smirked, making eye contact with Vikk. I face palmed.

"What's wrong Mitch?" Jerome asked.

"Nothing Biggums, let's focus on Rob-a-Dob-Flob here." I chuckled.

"Ok! He pipped up, reaching to poke Rob's face. Once he turned around, we all covered our eyes. When we heard a pained scream, we all burst into laughter.

"SANDSTORMERS!!" Jerome screams (A/N As Fish turns off caps lock.). "Ahh my eyes."


~The Darude Sandstormer(Herobrine)'s POV~

When will they return? I wondered, furious. It should take the best assassins in all of Minecraftia this long to kill two dumb teenagers!! I looked up, no one was there URG!! Why didn't my revival powers work on The Blur?? I could have mind controlled him! I thought. Well, that plan may not work either, The Blur was very powerful, he probably could have fought against my powers. Something tells me that I won't be able to win this battle. NO!! I AM HEROBRINE!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A COUPLE OF FOOLISH TEENAGERS THAT CAN DEFEAT ME!! Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

"You may enter, my subject." I said, glaring at the door. I must say, I was quite disappointed when a full size magma cube walked in and bowed before me.

"Granted, my Lord." It spoke.

"Where are those assassins?" I demanded.

"They were found dead, my Lord. In a jungle."

"WHAT?" I screamed.

"It was quite a sight, my King. They were surrounded in large, sharp, pointed stones, thick ice, and very large vines. Also, nether of the teenagers', both male, bodies were discovered." The magma cube winced.

"Ice? Large sharp stones? In a jungle? Neither of the boys were found dead? ArE yoU MaKInG ThiS uP?!" I interrogated.

"No, my God, I would never do such a thing against you." The magma cube responded meekly.

"So what then? I can't just let them go."

"Well sir, we had an idea, we, the other army commanders and I, figured that Notch must have given the boys super powers. We decided that maybe, we could attempt to track them down, and send a large group of mobs down to attack them? The endermen reported that they had multiplied, there are now 4 of them. The other two going by the names of Matt, and Pete or Brandon. Pete, or Brandon, is a full bacca." The apparent general magma cube reported. That cursed Notch, I knew he had done something to defeat me. No matter, a few powered boys cannot stop my reign.

"Hmm... I do approve of that idea. However, I have a different idea. Send a large group of killer rabbits at them once their location has been discovered. Those evil creatures can do some damage to a man." I replied.

"Of course, my King. I will make sure that your request is carried through."

"Then you are dismissed."

"Granted, my Lord." The Magma cube bowed once more before politely leaving. I will destroy those ignorant boys who dare wish to abolish my presence. They will fall under my reign, as I laugh mockingly their pathetic cries of agony. I laughed to myself as I thought of those boys' weak cries of pain. NO ONE WILL GET IN MY WAY.


Hey guys! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!! Also, I need characters, so if you want to be in my story, or have an oc that wants to be in my story, them comment right now for a chance to get into the story!! The characters will be good people. Ok bye!!

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