*walks into the room like a freaking model*
"hello readers of Dear Diary: My Delinquent it is I your wonderful author! I am here to interveiw the characters of Dear Diary: My Delinquent! Can I get a round of applause for Tessa and Colton Winters, Melissa Dart and Jake Marshal!
*crowd goes absolutely wild*
"hello girls and boys thank you for coming onto the show today!"
*jake sarcastically replies* "not like we had a choice!"
*I stop being sweet and snap at him* "shut up Jakey poo I made you!"
*I go back to being all sweet and innocent*
"anyway as I was saying before I was rudely inturupted please welcome our guests!"
*crowd of readers go crazy*
"So first question for Ms. Winters how do you feel about falling for your adopted brother?"
"well DJ it's not that bad. it has its perks! I mean we both live in the same house and our parents are ok with our relationship so...*
*tessa smiles prettily like I made her*
*I smile wonderfully*
"so Colton how is it to like your adopted families daughter? "
*colton gets a little nervous*
"um well DJ I love her and that's all that matters"
*colton blushes and gives tessa a loving look*
*my readers awwwwwwww*
"That was so cute. So moving in to our big fat lairs!"
*I snap my attention to Mel and Jakey Poo*
"So first question. Why would you lie about your sexuality to not only your best friends and readers AND LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT ME."
*I stand up yelling but then sit back down awkwardly*
"well DJ maybe its cuz....UR SO CONTROLLING AND MADE ME DO IT."
*Jake screams like he thinks hes going to win.*
*I roll my eyes*
"sheesh your so dramatic Jake. go hump a duck"
*jake gets all frustrated but sits down and intertwines his fingers with Mels*
"Now a question for Ms. Melissa the girl who is Tessa Winters best friend and ALSO lied about her being lesbo"
*jake gives me the look like hes about to pounce at me*
*I glare at him and stick my tongue out at him*
"down doggy."
*he screams in frustration but sounds like a constipated horse*
"well, like jake said. It is how you made us do it!"
*mel answers so politely unlike Jake the evil twerp*
"so Tessa how did you feel about Colton giving you that promise ring?"
*Tessa adjusts her Sleeping with Sirens shirt*
"Lets be honest DJ I was scared he was actually proposing and I was just like hell no I love you and all but were only 16"
*our readers laugh and then awwwww*
"and Colton how are your anger management classes?"
*I smirk at him.*
"wellllllll DJ your the one who took me out of them like after the 2cnd chap!"
*he replies like the sassy boy I made him (and hold in his anger like I made him)*
*I smirk evily at jake and pull out a purple shrivly thing behind my back*
"yo, jake remeber this? you almost took out an asian woman for this! "
*he glares at the scarf*
"well DJ I had to keep up my 'gay' act for Tessa or she would suspect something."
*I look out Into the crowd of readers.*
"Lets save that asian woman and just give Jakey poo his very gay scarf"
*Tessa and Colton snicker as I throw the scarf makeing it wrap around Jakes head*
"Maybe we should end this before I have to put my precious Jakey Poo into those anger management classes ya?"
*jake gives me the eye like hes ready to kill me but cant cuz his suspenders might get caught on something*
*crowd cheers for Jake and Mel to kiss first*
"make them happy since this is the only update they are getting until friday"
*Whistles blow around while Mel and jake kiss awesomely*
"Now how about we get to the real deal lets get our delinquents to kiss!"
*crowd almost faints from the hotness of their kiss*
"Thank you for coming readers and give ine more round of applause for Tessa Winters, Colton Winters, Melissa Dart and bitch fit Jakey poo!"
*My hot and strong body gaurds restrain Jake from strangling me*
"Oh and remember Jake u kill me u kill yourself too"
*he snarls*
"its worth it"
"MEOW"
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Dear Diary: My Delinquent
किशोर उपन्यासDear Diary, At first he was broken. Wait no, then I was broken. Let me start over! *** Tessa's family adopted Colton 2 years before Tessa started to really get to know her adopted brother. His biological family wasn't the greatest. By not the great...
