God Damn it DX

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Starlight : Hey there readers!

Shadow : Oh great. You're here.

Starlight : When am I not? This is our house.

Shadow : ... Shut up.

Starlight : No, because we need to do this chapter. This is from - ok we can skip this person.

Shadow : It's cheetahgirl5561 isn't it?

Starlight : No ... Maybe ... -m-

Shadow : Reading!

DARES!! Star, run around singing I'm a little teapot while dressed up as one.

Starlight : -m- ... seriously ... WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?! And besides, I don't own any teapot outfits.

Shadow : Dress up a maid then.

Starlight : OnO that's worse!!!

Shadow : Just go!!

Starlight : *walks to her room*

Shadow : HEY JET AND SCOURGE!!! STARLIGHT IS GONNA DRESS UP AS A MAID!!!!!!

Scourge and Jet : REALLY?!?!?!

Starlight : *comes back dressed up as a maid* Alright. Lets get this over - WHY ARE THEY HERE?!?!?

Shadow : I can't help them if they get all horny towards you. *evil smile*

Scourge and Jet : *take pics*

Starlight : *blushing and face palms* ... I'll go so my dare now. -m-

Scourge : Yeah. You go do that. *takes a picture*

Jet : *perverted smile* Dance for us first.

Scourge : Yes! Pole dance for us!

Starlight : *runs outside and does her dare* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!!

Shadow : ... Wow ... she has some guts.

Scourge : *looks outside* You would have thought that she owns a maid outfit.

Jet : *looks outside* Hm. Doesn't really shock me.

Starlight : *comes back* There. Happy?

Shadow : Very.

Starlight : Alright. *looks at Scourge and Jet* ... <_< you guys can leave now.

Scourge : Nah. *sits on the couch* I'm just gonna relax here.

Jet : *sits on the living room table* Same here.

Starlight : -_-' I'll go -

Shadow : No you're not.

Starlight : I can't go change?

Shadow : No. If they stay, you have to keep it on.

Starlight : -m- ... Next.

Shads can go target practice and sue every person who like Shadilver or Sinadow cause I HATE THEM!

Shadow : I hate them too! I'll go target practice all right. *loads his gun*

Starlight : Shadow. *points to the other side of the house* The training room is that way.

Shadow : *sighs and walks to the training room*

Starlight : Alright. While that happens ... NEXT!!

Sonic and Scourge have to hug each other for 10 secs and NOT kill each other.

Scourge : ... *stands up and walks towards the front door* Bye.

Starlight : *grabs Scourge by his jacket* Oh no you don't.

Scourge : -m-

Sonic : *gets dragged by Shadow* Seriously?

Shadow : Yes. Now hug him.

Scourge : -m- ... gah .... *takes out his arms* I'm ready.

Sonic : OmO .... fine. *hugs Scourge*

Scourge : -m- ... *hugs back*

Starlight : So cute >3<

Shadow : Now stay like that for 10 seconds.

Scourge and Sonic : -m-

*10 seconds later*

Scourge : *runs to Starlight and hugs her* I never want to do that again! -m-

Starlight : O_O ...

Scourge : *hugs Starlight tighter* I just realized that you're still wearing that maids outfit. *perverted smile*

Starlight : -_-' *pushes Scourge away* No.

Scourge : Aw. -m-

Starlight : Next!

OK gotta go. Bye. Chaos Control! *teleports away* PS Silver, here's some skittles *hands them to Silver*

Silver : *gasp* SKITTLES!! *eats the skittles*

Shadow : NO!! Silver, how dare you!

Silver : What?

Starlight : Those poor aliens from Sonic Colors -m-

Shadow : That was my job!

Starlight : Let's leave. Like right now. Bye.

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