Food puns

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Starlight : Soooo

Shadow : ....

Starlight : Today is a new day, so lets pretend the last chapter didn't happen ^^"

Shadow : *sigh* Fine...

Starlight : Today's comment is brought to you by absentmindedCrane

Shadow : Okay, and?

Starlight : Here is the comment. It says Yah know what..I feel like not torturing anybody except Jet. Dear Jet, I dare you to climb to the top of Mount Everest with no climbing gear. Dear Star and Shads to have a pun war Winner get a cookie Cake ^_^

Shadow : That cookie cake shall be MINE

Starlight : Ah hell no! Its gonna be mine!

Jet : ... *takes his extreme gear and goes off to Mt. Everest*

Shadow : Alright, how do we start this pun war?

Starlight : With something really punny

Shadow : ........

Starlight : I mean, we can just go to the dollar store and get everything for a dollar. But what wouldn't make any "cents" now would it?

Shadow : ....

Starlight : Actually, lets go to a restaurant. *holds up a can of ravioli* I want some of "Chef Boyardee" cooking!

Shadow : ......... um ...

Starlight : What am I saying? That's *holds up a jar of peanuts* "nuts"!

Shadow : Oh yeah? Well .... I don't want to "taco" 'bout it

Starlight : Well you "butter" back off pal! That cookie cake is mine!

Shadow : YOU "PEACH" OF SHIT! THE COOKIE CAKE SHALL BE MINE!

Starlight : B****, "PEAS"

Jet : *walks back* Are you guys still going on with the bad puns?

Shadow and Starlight : YES

Jet : -3-"

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