Starlight : *yawns*
Shadow : Did you know that when you yawn, it means your brain lacks oxygen?
Starlight : .... That's interesting 030
Shadow : I know right? .3.
Starlight : Let me Google that to see if its true *checks her phone* ... Oh wait we have a comment
Shadow : -3- f***Starlightht
Starlight : And its from femalefox123
Shadow : That b**** °^° she returns
Starlight : She comments a lot now. Huh. Anyways, she says here, I am back plus with a new look :3 i dare shads to act like he sh*t his pants
XD and silver to watch with me and starlight and scrouge to think
What he did in the past years and sonic has to date amy and kiss
ON DA LIPS!!! :3 *teleports right behind shadow*AAARRRHHHHH hi star :3
Starlight : And so, please welcome, Cristal :D
Cristal : Hi! :D
Shadow : ... yeah I'm not doing this *walks away*
Starlight and Cristal : SHADOW!
Sonic : ... WTF
Starlight : Don't ask.
Amy : Sonic! We have to go on a date!
Sonic : ... WHY!?
Starlight : The dares man. The dares
Sonic : F*** the dares
Starlight : ... You're starting to act like Shadow
Sonic : ... The date it is o-o *walks away*
Amy : Yay! :D *follows him*
Starlight : ... Shadow!
Shadow : *in his room* NO!
Starlight : It was worth a try
Cristal : God damn it Shadow
Starlight : I know, right?
~ LATER ~
Sonic and Amy : *walk inside, eating ice cream*
Starlight : Aw :3
Sonic : She wanted ice cream. I wanted chili dogs -3-
Amy : ^^ Now you know what's coming up next!
Sonic : .... Not really
Starlifht : You have to kiss Amy on the lips
Sonic : ... *quickly kisses her lips and walks away with his ice cream*
Amy : 0///w///0
Starlight : ... Imma go before you go bat shit insane
Cristal : And I barely said anything!
Starlight : ... maybe its because this was a short chapter?
Cristal : They're all this short
Starlight : Oh yeah
Cristal : ... Hey.
Starlight : What?
Cristal : Since we have some time left ... lets make Shadow actually shit his pants
Starlight : Way ahead of you. I have the perfect idea.
Cristal : What?
Starlight : I hope there are South Park fans here that played South Park Stick of Truth. *clears throat* May the level 10 Bard please report to the house, please!
Jimmy : *walks in* Y-Y-Y-You called?
Cristal : ... wtf
Starlight : Just trust me on this one. *looks at Jimmy* We need tour help, oh great bard. You see, we have a cruel monster who is not obeying to command. We need to teach him a lesson. So will you please use your ability "Brown Note"?
Jimmy : Hm ... I m-m-mi-might as well *walks*
Cristal : I have so many questions about that kid
Starlight : Go on.
Cristal : Did he break his legs or why does he have crutches?
Starlight : Cerebral palsy. Its a disorder.
Cristal : Does that also go for the stuttering?
Starlight : Pretty much
*a loud and deep noise comes from Shadow's room*
Shadow : GAH WTF
Jimmy : *walks out of the room* My d-d-d-duty is d-done *walks away*
Starlight : :3
Cristal : What did he do?
Starlight : You see, the ability "Brown Note" allows the bard to blow on a rather large instrument, and it makes a sound so deep, it gets a weird feeling in your stomach that makes you shit your pants
Cristal : WAIT REALLY!? :D
Starlight : Yeah :3
Shadow : *covering himself with a blanket and walks to the bathroom with extra clothes* I hate all of you
Cristal and Starlight : XD
