These dares are funny >w<

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Starlight : I am back with the Dares of Doom!

Shadow : When are they not?

Starlight : I actually like to know that too. So, we have dares from Rhiana-the-leopard.

Ok here are some dares Silver: eat 20 bananas Shadow : play with your sister manic: dog a hole put a test dummy in it then put a tomb stone that's says R.I.P the most loved test dummy And lastly Shadow how would you rate me on a scale of 1-50 Thx ~Rhiana

Starlight : Alright Silver! Banana power!

Shadow : Do we even have enough bananas?

Starlight : I think we do. (Hands Silver a bowl of banana) Here you go!

Silver : ... I'm not going to enjoy this. -m-

Shadow : I am. Now eat!

Silver : (peels first banana) This might take a while.

Starlight : Ok. What's the next dare?

Shadow : It says ... I'm not doing that.

Starlight : What? (Reads dare) *gasps* I know exactly what we should play. *evil smile*

Shadow : Oh god no.

Starlight : Come on Shadow! I'm gonna give you a MAKE OVER!!! (Drags Shadow to her room)

Shadow : SOMEONE!!!! HELP!!!!!

Manic : Should we?

Sonic : No. He really does need to play with her more.

Shadow : (holds onto the doorknob) I'm not playing with you!

Starlight : Too ... BAD! (Finally gets Shadow into her room)

Shadow : No!!!

Starlight : (slams the door)

Manic : ... Is that how they play?

Sonic : To tell you the truth, I have now clue. Anyway, aren't you supposed to do your dare?

Manic : Oh yeah. But I need a test dummy.

Sonic : Take one of Tails' test dummies.

Manic : Tails has test dummies?

Sonic : Knowing Tails, he probably does.

Manic : Ok then.

Later ...

Silver : Ah ... Too ... Full ...

Manic : I have buried the dummy!

Sonic : Oh, so Tails did have a test dummy.

Manic : Oh. He didn't have any test dummies.

Sonic : ... Then what did you bury?

Manic : Sonia.

Sonic : O_O' ...

Shadow : (runs out if Starlight's room wearing a Princess Peach dress and her wig) Get that "thing" away from me!!

Starlight : It's just lipstick!

Shadow : Exactly!

Sonic : *tries hard not to laugh* Uh ... are you lost ma'am?

Manic : *tries hard not to laugh* I bet she's one of Shadow's fangirls. *laughs*

Sonic : *laughs*

Shadow : (sarcastic) Ha Ha. Very funny.

Starlight : Alright, I guess that's enough makeup on you. Anyway Shadow, how will you rate Rhiana on a scale of 1-50?

Shadow : (angry) -280.

Starlight : Was it because of the dare?

Shadow : Yes. (Leaves to his room and shuts the door hard)

Starlight : Ok then. This is Starlight thanking Rhiana-the-leopard for these dares. Bye!

Silver : Next time ... I don't want to eat this much food.

Sonic : See you around fo -

Sonia : WHO BURIED ME IN THE BACKYARD?!?!?!

Manic : Sonic did it!

Sonic : What?!

Sonia : (chases Sonic)

Sonic : Holy! (Runs away)

Manic : ... Make sure to post your questions and/or dares on the comments. Bye.

Sonic : GOD DAMN IT SONIA!!! IT WASN'T ME!!!

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