Percy: I'm dat flight that you get on, international.
Percy: First class seat on my lap girl,
Annabeth:?
Piper: riding comfortable! *sits on Percy's lap*
Annabeth: WHAT THE! * pushes Piper off*
Jason: *walks in acting like a Percassy* I know what the girl them need.
Frank: New York to Haiti....
Leo: I got lipstick stains on my passport.
Percy: *cups Annabeth's confused face* You make it hard to leave.
Frank: Been around the world! Don't speak the language.
Jason: *wiggles eyebrows at Piper* But your booty don't need explaining.
Piper: *giggles*
Leo: all I really need to understand is,
Jason: when
Frank: you
Percy: Talk Dirty to me!
Boys: *cue terrible dancing to the music*
Hazel: Um.
Annabeth: oh my gods what the hades
Piper: look at Jason he's so hot
Annabeth and Hazel: *looks at Piper*
Piper: What? It's true.
