Friends are green in nature,
Or that's what people say,
They're healthy like the veggies,
That scare bugs and germs away.
Their clothing is so shiny,
Colours bright and wild,
Now listen to what they have inside,
They promise they won't bite.
Instead, they'll give you vitamins,
Not just A, but B and C,
Add fiber, plus some sugar,
To sustain your energy.
Invite them to sleep over,
Stay up from 12 to 5,
'Cause loneliness is poison,
You better join the hive.
Listen to their gossip,
Fill your head up with their news,
This'll be some useful trivia,
So memorize a few.
Get rid of mathematics,
A social life works best,
Since when did homework matter?
Goodbye quizzes and those tests!
Keep up with today's trends,
Learn to dab and dab away,
Forget your parents' whining.
Their cash's yours anyway.
Fuck responsibilities!
You're captain of your life.
Mum and dad are burdens,
Sever bonds away with knife!
Now no longer lonely,
You're happier than then,
Wearing shirts shiny and bright,
Great, you've now become a man!
Now eat up, open up your mouth,
Greens constantly inside,
But before that, make sure to check,
Are they free from pesticides?
A/N: I haven't written something in a rhyming scheme for so, very long, so I apologize if this is a little rusty, haha. But yeah, still hope you enjoyed this! c:
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Bittersweet | #Wattys2016
PoesiPoems aren't just meant to be read; they're meant to be tasted too. A short compilation of food-themed poetry; roughly around thirty in total. Anyone ready for their meal of a lifetime? :)
