Faking It ➵ Stydia

James Corden

"Alright everyone, it's time for Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts!" James speaks loudly towards the audience as Lydia and Stiles both sit down in the seat with the revolving table in front of them. Him and Lydia both gag at the foods.

She leans over to Stiles and whispers,

"I don't care what he asks. I'm not eating any of this." He smiles at her and James sits down opposite them.

"Ready?" He pats his napkin down onto his lap and fixes his tie.

"I'll never be ready for this." Stiles blurted.

"Alright everyone we have 8 foods, fish sauce, bird saliva, hot sauce, fish eye, raw egg, crickets, clam juice and some lovely rolled herring." He announces in his fine British accent.

Stiles chuckles to himself as he watches Lydia cringe every time he says a different food, James notices and starts laughing too.

"Alright let's get into it." He says while spinning table. "Have some nice fish sauce." Stiles grimaces at the glass of thick white fluid. He hates fish. James picks up a card. "Stiles, I understand that Witness has two new cast members, can you tell us who they are?"

Stiles thinks to himself while softly laughing and covering his face. He lifts his hands away from his face. He did not want to have any fish sauce.

"I'm not even sure if I'm allowed to reveal that yet." He cackles.

He always found these situations nerve-wracking, when he was being asked to tell someone something he didn't even know if he was allowed to share. It all started when he found out that his childhood friend, Danny, liked a boy and not a girl. A girl that liked him asked who he liked and he told her that he liked Josh. He didn't realise he wasn't allowed to tell and watched the girl laugh in Danny's face that he liked a boy.

James' voice snapped him out of his daydream.

"Could you maybe call Derek and ask if you're allowed to?"

Stiles nods and dials Derek's number.

Hey, Der.

Hi Stiles.

I just needed to ask you something.

What's up?

Am I allowed to tell about the new cast members?

Damn, I thought you were asking me out. I mean um-

You know I'm on The Late Late Show right?

You know I was kidding right?

Damn, I was going to ask you out.

On a more serious note, yes you can tell them who is coming into the show.

Thanks! You just saved me from having to drink fish sauce.

Stiles hangs up and looks at James. He pauses to make the reveal more dramatic.

"The two new cast members are Aiden and Ethan Steiner."

Everyone knows the twins. The crowd seems very pleased, with many teenage girls fangirling over how hot they think the twins are. James looks shocked and smiles to himself.

"I've got to admit, I was going to watch Witness, but now I'm definitely going to watch it." He receives a laugh from the audience. "It's your turn Lydia."