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Marine Iguana

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RedSoloCup: The holy trinity.

ReginaGeorge: What.

Otabae: The weirdest thing happened to me.

ReginaGeorge: Weirder than this?

Otabae: Yes.

RedSoloCup: Tell us, dear Otabek.

ReginaGeorge: He's mine.

RedSoloCup: Feisty little imp aren't ya.

ReginaGeorge: Go home.

Otabae: I was reading something just a few minutes ago.

RedSoloCup: I wonder what it was.

ReginaGeorge: I bet it was porn.

Otabae: Why are you guys like this.

RedSoloCup: Smut!

ReginaGeorge: Of what?

RedSoloCup: Don't know.

Otabae: No, I was actually reading up on marine biology.

RedSoloCup: Way to make us seem stupid you dickhead.

ReginaGeorge: Marine biology?

Otabae: You two wouldn't understand.

RedSoloCup: No, we do.

ReginaGeorge: Just, why?

Otabae: Because it's fun!

ReginaGeorge: Go home.

Otabae: Anyways, it got to a part where it was mentioning the evolution of marine iguanas and about natural selection and, honestly this isn't my proudest moment, but I read "marine iguana" as "marijuana".

RedSoloCup: Oh honey.

ReginaGeorge: You're acting as if that's never happened before.

Otabae: It hasn't.

ReginaGeorge: Oh.

RedSoloCup: My sweet sunshine child, too pure for this world!

Otabae: What.

RedSoloCup: So pure, so innocent.

Otabae: What even.

RedSoloCup: Sweet summer child, my cinnamon roll son.

Otabae: Stop.

RedSoloCup: Sweet, nurturing, love of Yuri's life.

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ReginaGeorge: How tf did he read marijuana?

RedSoloCup: Don't know, but honestly mood.

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