Yuri On Ice Texts

Jack Harkness? Is That Really You?

KitKatsuki has entered the chat room

RedSoloCup has entered the chat room

Otabae has entered the chat room

ReginaGeorge has entered the chat room

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KitKatsuki: Viktor is still phoneless for a bit.

RedSoloCup: He had it coming.

Selfiegameonpoint: One time I TALKED to her while she was playing and she literally threw her phone at me.

ReginaGeorge: Is that why her phone had cracks on it and she kept making jokes?

RedSoloCup: Yes.

Selfiegameonpoint: Never make Mila lose her full combo on that game.

RedSoloCup: Never.

Selfiegameonpoint: I still can't believe you slapped him.

ReginaGeorge: You slapped Viktor?

RedSoloCup: Maybe...

Selfiegameonpoint: Have a biscuit Mila.

ReginaGeorge: I don't understand that reference.

Selfiegameonpoint: Are you kidding me?
Selfiegameonpoint: Wait...
Selfiegameonpoint: I see what you did there.

RedSoloCup: Hello Dean.

Selfiegameonpoint: Pick up lines contest.

RedSoloCup: Nothing can beat "Hello Dean."

Selfiegameonpoint: What about that one pick up line Viktor used on Yuuri?

KitKatsuki: We will not talk about my personal life in this chat anymore.

Selfiegameonpoint: What? Why?

KitKatsuki: Because that's all any of you talk about!

RedSoloCup: That's what keeps this chat alive. RedSoloCup: You keep this chat alive.

Selfiegameonpoint: Too bad you couldn't do the same for Fred.

RedSoloCup: Not this again!

Selfiegameonpoint: Hey Mila.

RedSoloCup: What?

Selfiegameonpoint: Why did the chicken cross the road?

RedSoloCup: What.

Selfiegameonpoint: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!

RedSoloCup: ...
RedSoloCup: THAT WAS ONE TIME!

Selfiegameonpoint: YOUR BACK UP DINNER WAS SKITTLES SOUP!

RedSoloCup: FUCK YOU!

ReginaGeorge: Why did I befriend these fools?

RedSoloCup: ...

Selfiegameonpoint: ...

RedSoloCup: OMGS BABE YURI CALLED US HIS FRIENDS !!!

Selfiegameonpoint: OH MY GOD!

KitKatsuki: Yurio has no friends what are you guys on.

RedSoloCup: The couch.

Selfiegameonpoint: We're hanging out.
Selfiegameonpoint: No Skittles Soup for dinner, okay?

RedSoloCup: Weasley soup.

Selfiegameonpoint: Mila no.

RedSoloCup: Mila no.

Selfiegameonpoint: Good Mila.

RedSoloCup: Hello Dean.

Selfiegameonpoint: Rose Tyler I-

RedSoloCup: ...
RedSoloCup: NO.
RedSoloCup: GOD NO PLEASE NO.
RedSoloCup: STOP!

Selfiegameonpoint: I'M SORRY!

RedSoloCup: I miss Rose.

Selfiegameonpoint: I miss Donna more.

RedSoloCup: Are you serious?

Selfiegameonpoint: Dead Sirius.

RedSoloCup: How dare you.

Selfiegameonpoint: You asked.

RedSoloCup: Okay but we're obviously overlooking the best pick up line in the whole world.

Selfiegameonpoint: You don't mean...

RedSoloCup: Yes.
RedSoloCup: Mother of all pick up lines...

CaptainJackHarkness: Captain Jack Harkness.

RedSoloCup: ...
RedSoloCup: First of all who the fuck are you?
RedSoloCup: Second of all, how fucking dare you steal my spotlight.

CaptainJackHarkness has left the chat room

Selfiegameonpoint: Didn't Jack die?

RedSoloCup: He's died multiple times.

Selfiegameonpoint: Basically a Winchester.

RedSoloCup: He's immortal.

ReginaGeorge: What the actual fuck is going on.

KitKatsuki: Wait.
KitKatsuki: When did you guys leave the yacht?

RedSoloCup: A few hours ago.

Selfiegameonpoint: We're back home.

ReginaGeorge: We are?!

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KitKatsuki: I'm

KitKatsuki has left the chat room

RedSoloCup: They really didn't notice we were gone until no.

Selfiegameonpoint: What even.

RedSoloCup has left the chat room

Selfiegameonpoint has left the chat room

A/N: And thus concludes the yacht arc

Special surprise coming up soon!