No I Am Not Stripping So You Can Live Your Mermaid Fetish Viktor

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KitKatsuki has entered the chat room

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RedSoloCup: The gang's all here!

Otabae: There's only five of us.

RedSoloCup: The gang's all here!!!

ReginaGeorge: Shade.

Otabae: I hate you guys sometimes.

RedSoloCup: Not me though.

Otabae: Especially you.

RedSoloCup: 😮
RedSoloCup: I feel attacked.

IceBitch: So Yuuri.........

KitKatsuki: I have a bad feeling about this.

IceBitch: Since...
IceBitch: You know....
IceBitch: I'm not going to be captain.....
IceBitch: Who is???

KitKatsuki: I haven't really thought about it.

IceBitch: Then I nominate myself!

Otabae: And we'll all veto.

IceBitch: Otabek you're supposed to be the nice one.

Otabae: Supposed to.
Otabae: I gave up a long time ago.

ReginaGeorge: I've taught him so well.

RedSoloCup: Don't tear up yet.

ReginaGeorge: I don't cry.

KitKatsuki: The other day you were crying because Viktor said cats were ugly.

ReginaGeorge: If I can't defend the cats who will?!

RedSoloCup: Crazy cat ladies.

Otabae: Crazy cat lady Yuri, everybody.

ReginaGeorge: I'm.

IceBitch: Then who's gonna be captain?!

KitKatsuki: Someone that's not you.

IceBitch: Why don't you trust me.

KitKatsuki: Are you kidding me?

IceBitch: ???

KitKatsuki: The other day we were watching Titanic and when it hit the iceberg you said, and I quote, "If I was captain of that ship I'd sink that boat too."

ReginaGeorge: Oh my god he actually was going to kill us!

RedSoloCup: I need a lawyer, this kind of talk is what lands you in prison!

Otabae: If only.

ReginaGeorge: Otabek this is not the time for your depression jokes!

Otabae: 🙃

RedSoloCup: Mood.

IceBitch: Fine.
IceBitch: I won't be captain.

ReginaGeorge: Oh thank god.

IceBitch: On one condition.

ReginaGeorge: Fuck.

IceBitch: Yuuri has to do something for me.

KitKatsuki: ...
KitKatsuki: Is this about the thing you were talking about the other day?

IceBitch: Maybe...

KitKatsuki: No I am not doing that.

RedSoloCup: It sounds like he's trying to get you to do something kinky.

KitKatsuki: That's exactly what it is.

ReginaGeorge: Gross.

IceBitch: What?!
IceBitch: Why?!

KitKatsuki: Because it's a weird kink!

RedSoloCup: Tell us what it is.

Otabae: We must know.

ReginaGeorge: I'm kink shaming all of you.

IceBitch: Please Yuuri!!!!!!!

KitKatsuki: I am not stripping so you can live your mermaid fetish Viktor.

RedSoloCup: Jfc you actually got some fucked up kinks man.

Otabae: I'm so disturbed???

ReginaGeorge: I'm so.

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RedSoloCup: You're so gross you scared him away.

KitKatsuki: I am not doing it and you will not be captain.

IceBitch: 😢😓

Otabae: This is just too weird and uncomfortable for me.

Otabae has left the chat room

RedSoloCup: Same.

RedSoloCup has left the chat room

KitKatsuki: Bye.

KitKatsuki has left the chat room

IceBitch: I have to admit.
IceBitch: It was worth a try.

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