DU LIEST GERADE

Fanfiction

Havoc on an all new level. ~~~ Published 4/24/17 ~~~ Just a small sort of spin off from my wall of shame. ~~~ 5k: 7/1/17 20k: (approximately) 1/10/18

Shark Week Will Be The Death Of Me

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von thatastrophile

von thatastrophile

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ReginaGeorge: I fucking hate this yacht.

RedSoloCup: Why?

ReginaGeorge: Because its shark week and I see no sharks.
ReginaGeorge: Fuck sharks.

RedSoloCup: ...

ReginaGeorge: NO MILA DON'T!

RedSoloCup: SHARKIRA SHARKIRA

Selfiegameonpoint: OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT

ReginaGeorge: Please stop.
ReginaGeorge: This has been going on for THREE days now.

RedSoloCup: Two days.

Selfiegameonpoint: It's only been two days.

ReginaGeorge: It feels like two years!
ReginaGeorge: This yacht sucks.

RedSoloCup: You suck.

ReginaGeorge: Sharks suck.

RedSoloCup: How dare you disrespect our lord and savior Rin Matsuoka?!

ReginaGeorge: Fuck Shakira.

Selfiegameonpoint: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT SHAKIRA????

RedSoloCup: We're disowning you.

Selfiegameonpoint: Let's throw him overboard.

RedSoloCup: I left my pirate costume at home.

Selfiegameonpoint: Why did you dress up as one for Halloween anyways?

ReginaGeorge: No don't ask her.

RedSoloCup: Fuck off.

ReginaGeorge has left the chat room

Selfiegameonpoint: The magic words.

RedSoloCup: Fuck "please".
RedSoloCup: We're using fuck off from now on.

Selfiegameonpoint: Ok.

RedSoloCup: THE SONG CAME ON AGAIN LETS GO!

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