Yuri On Ice Texts

Rap Battling Like Shakespeare

ReginaGeorge has entered the chat room

Otabae has entered the chat room

Otabae: I'm bored.

ReginaGeorge: Same.
ReginaGeorge: I'm also trying not to get killed

Otabae: What the fuck.
Otabae: Why?

ReginaGeorge: Let's just say you don't challenge English majors to Scrabble.

Otabae: Thanks for the life advice.

IceBitch has entered the chat room

IceBitch: Wow Yurio!
IceBitch: You know how to play Scrabble?!

ReginaGeorge: Yeah.

IceBitch: Can you teach me?

ReginaGeorge: First learn how to read.

IceBitch: Rude.

ReginaGeorge: Your face is rude.

Otabae: I think we can stop the salt.

ReginaGeorge: There can never be too much salt.
ReginaGeorge: Have you heard of salt water oceans?

Otabae: I've heard of salt blooded people.

ReginaGeorge: And I've heard of shady people.

Otabae: Maybe you should stop going to dark alleyways at night.

ReginaGeorge: Maybe.

IceBitch: Why do you go to dark alleyways?

ReginaGeorge: Why not?

IceBitch: Fair point.

Otabae: Now back to the story of how you are trying not to get yourself killed.

ReginaGeorge: Oh right.
ReginaGeorge: Don't challenge Theater kids to a rap battle.

Otabae: Why would you even do that in the first place?

ReginaGeorge: Because...
ReginaGeorge: I don't know...

Otabae: Did you rap?

ReginaGeorge: Yeah.

IceBitch: Did you fail miserably?

ReginaGeorge: Maybe.
ReginaGeorge: Those kids rapped Shakespeare!

Otabae: What were you even doing with Theater kids?

ReginaGeorge: I had nothing to do all day.

Otabae: Same.

IceBitch: Then go make out or something and stop complaining about having nothing to do.

Otabae: What.

ReginaGeorge: What.

IceBitch has left the chat room

ReginaGeorge: Fuck Shakespeare.

Otabae: Literally or metaphorically?

ReginaGeorge: What.

Otabae has left the chat room

ReginaGeorge has left the chat room

A/N: For Izzy because why tf not akaashi-keiji