Yuri On Ice Texts

It's "Moan" A Lisa, Not "Mona" Lisa

IceBitch has entered the chat room

KitKatsuki has entered the chat room

IceBitch: Before you say no...

KitKatsuki: No.

IceBitch: I didn't even say anything yet!

KitKatsuki: I know.
KitKatsuki: The answer is still no.

IceBitch: But I said before you say no!

KitKatsuki: How bout I do anyway.

IceBitch: :(

KitKatsuki: Viktor...

IceBitch: 😢

KitKatsuki: Fine, tell me what it is.

IceBitch: I need to know what a Moan A Lisa is!!!

KitKatsuki: No!

IceBitch: I still have the guy's phone number!

KitKatsuki: Why?!

IceBitch: Because I never found out what a Moan A Lisa is!!!

KitKatsuki: It's code for something sexual!

IceBitch: I could've had a first hand experience at it but noooooooooooo!!!!!!

KitKatsuki: Why would you want to get a first hand experience?
KitKatsuki: You have me.

IceBitch: Do you know what a Moan A Lisa is?

KitKatsuki: No...

IceBitch: Call me when you do.

KitKatsuki: And call me when you do the dishes.

IceBitch: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

KitKatsuki: You know what's not fair?
KitKatsuki: You not washing the dishes for a week.

IceBitch: ...
IceBitch: I don't like it though!

KitKatsuki: So?

IceBitch: 😓

KitKatsuki: Ugh.

IceBitch: So no Moan A Lisa?

KitKatsuki: No!

IceBitch: Why???????

KitKatsuki: Do you need other opinions as well?

IceBitch: Maybe I do!

RedSoloCup has entered the chat room

ReginaGeorge has entered the chat room

RedSoloCup: You called?

IceBitch: Yes!

ReginaGeorge: Ew.
ReginaGeorge: I can smell the scent of desperation from across the room.

IceBitch: Do you know what a Moan A Lisa is?

RedSoloCup: Isn't that a painting?

ReginaGeorge: I think I'm too young to know.

IceBitch: I need to know before I die!

ReginaGeorge: I'd give up on that if I were you.

IceBitch: Are you saying I'm going to die soon?

ReginaGeorge: I didn't say that.
ReginaGeorge: It was implied.

RedSoloCup: I think I may know what it is...

IceBitch: Tell me please!

ReginaGeorge: Don't.

RedSoloCup has left the chat room

IceBitch: She left before she could tell me...

ReginaGeorge: I think she left because she didn't want to tell you.

KitKatsuki: Viktor, promise me you won't pursue this anymore.

IceBitch: I promise.

KitKatsuki: Good, okay.

KitKatsuki has left the chat room

IceBitch: Okay I'm gonna text the guy.

ReginaGeorge has left the chat room

IceBitch: No one left to judge me.

IceBitch has left the chat room