Heather C is Jessica
Heather M is Jordan
Heather D is Isaac
Veronica is Toast
Martha is Me
Yeah the Heathers are black
Martha is regular
Veronica is italics
This isn't really story based it's a parody though because of how many characters there are
Enjoy
Jessica:
Are we gonna have a problem
You got a play button to sell
You've come so far why now are you betraying my trust
I'd normally hate you off and everyone can unsubscribe
But I'm feeling nice here's some advice listen up wiatch(Some awkward dancing)
Jordan and Isaac:
I likeJessica:
Lookin hot
Doing videos they cannotJordan and Isaac:
I likeJessica:
Drinkin hard
Maxin' Jordan's credit cardJordan and Isaac:
I likeJessica:
Skippin gym
Scaring him
Annoying him(Points to Jordan)
Jordan and Isaac:
I likeJessica:
Nerdy clothesAll together:
Kickin Jordan in the nose(Jordan is wondering why he is singing this lyric)
Jessica:
If you lack the balls
You go go drink tea
Let your boyfriend fix you a lifeJordan and Isaac:
WoahJessica:
Or you could come play
Pound some tabletops
In my Porsha with The MarkimooAll together:
Woah Woah Woah
Sir, whatchu waitin for
Welcome to my YouTube star
Time for you to prove
You're not a lameo anymore
Then step into my YouTube starIsaac and Jordan:
Guys fall(They fall)
Isaac:
At your feet
Pay the helperJordan:
Help you editTogether:
All youIsaac:
Have to doJessica:
Say goodbye to BeluAll together:
That tuberJordan:
Is not your friend
I can tell in the endAll together:
If sheJordan:
Had your boyAll together:
She would leave with this shotJordan:
Course if you don't care
Fine go have a threesome
Maybe your heart's not onAll together:
WoahJordan:
Or turn on your heartIsaac:
And get in my cartJessica:
Let's go pick up someone's baeAll together:
Woah Woah Woah
Sir, whatchu waitin for
Welcome to my YouTube star
You just gotta prove
You're not straight anymore
Then step into my YouTube starJessica:
You can join the teamIsaac and Jordan:
Or you can be a lameoJessica:
You can live the shipIsaac and Jordan:
Or you can die aloneJessica:
You can fly with tubersTogether:
Or if you preferJessica:
Keep on being straightJordan and Isaac:
And end up like herMe:
Toast look Jack's invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about meToast:
Color me stokedMe:
I'm so happyTogether:
WoahIsaac:
Sir whachu waitin foJessica:
Shut up FryeJessica:
Step into my YouTuber star
Oooh woah
Woah oh ohJordan and Isaac:
Time for you to prove
You're not a straight tuber anymore
Then step into my youtuber starTogether:
It's my youtuber star
It's my YouTube
It's my youtuber star
It's my YouTube
It's my YouTuber starThe end
I hope you enjoyed this. This was requested by SaigeDion. If you enjoyed this story I will write next time bye bye *salutes* this is also another wheel peek into my heathers toastedghost book
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