Candy Store

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Heather C is Jessica

Heather M is Jordan

Heather D is Isaac

Veronica is Toast

Martha is Me

Yeah the Heathers are black

Martha is regular

Veronica is italics

This isn't really story based it's a parody though because of how many characters there are

Enjoy

Jessica:
Are we gonna have a problem
You got a play button to sell
You've come so far why now are you betraying my trust
I'd normally hate you off and everyone can unsubscribe
But I'm feeling nice here's some advice listen up wiatch

(Some awkward dancing)

Jordan and Isaac:
I like

Jessica:
Lookin hot
Doing videos they cannot

Jordan and Isaac:
I like

Jessica:
Drinkin hard
Maxin' Jordan's credit card

Jordan and Isaac:
I like

Jessica:
Skippin gym
Scaring him
Annoying him

(Points to Jordan)

Jordan and Isaac:
I like

Jessica:
Nerdy clothes

All together:
Kickin Jordan in the nose

(Jordan is wondering why he is singing this lyric)

Jessica:
If you lack the balls
You go go drink tea
Let your boyfriend fix you a life

Jordan and Isaac:
Woah

Jessica:
Or you could come play
Pound some tabletops
In my Porsha with The Markimoo

All together:
Woah Woah Woah
Sir, whatchu waitin for
Welcome to my YouTube star
Time for you to prove
You're not a lameo anymore
Then step into my YouTube star

Isaac and Jordan:
Guys fall

(They fall)

Isaac:
At your feet
Pay the helper

Jordan:
Help you edit

Together:
All you

Isaac:
Have to do

Jessica:
Say goodbye to Belu

All together:
That tuber

Jordan:
Is not your friend
I can tell in the end

All together:
If she

Jordan:
Had your boy

All together:
She would leave with this shot

Jordan:
Course if you don't care
Fine go have a threesome
Maybe your heart's not on

All together:
Woah

Jordan:
Or turn on your heart

Isaac:
And get in my cart

Jessica:
Let's go pick up someone's bae

All together:
Woah Woah Woah
Sir, whatchu waitin for
Welcome to my YouTube star
You just gotta  prove
You're not straight anymore
Then step into my YouTube star

Jessica:
You can join the team

Isaac and Jordan:
Or you can be a lameo

Jessica:
You can live the ship

Isaac and Jordan:
Or you can die alone

Jessica:
You can fly with tubers

Together:
Or if you prefer

Jessica:
Keep on being straight

Jordan and Isaac:
And end up like her

Me:
Toast look Jack's invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me

Toast:
Color me stoked

Me:
I'm so happy

Together:
Woah

Isaac:
Sir whachu waitin fo

Jessica:
Shut up Frye

Jessica:
Step into my  YouTuber star
Oooh woah
Woah oh oh

Jordan and Isaac:
Time for you to prove
You're not a straight tuber anymore
Then step  into my youtuber star

Together:
It's my youtuber star
It's my YouTube
It's my youtuber star
It's my YouTube
It's my YouTuber star

The end

I hope you enjoyed this. This was requested by SaigeDion. If you enjoyed this story I will write next time bye bye *salutes* this is also another wheel peek into my  heathers toastedghost book









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