❝. . Wîtçhëś . .❞

I'm a bitc-

So-

I've been told I act like a puppy before, oddly enough.

And I say

"No way"

"No I don't"

"I'm not a dog!!"

And so

I see this thing

And I realize:

"Shit, I do act like a dog what the actual fuck-"

This is the thing by the way

How it reminded me that I act like a puppy

No fucking clue

But I really want it they look super tasty af

Anyways

Other reasons why I act like a puppy that I realize:

I chase squirrels

I chase cats

I think squeaky toys/stuffed animals are 👌💯😤

I get v hyper sometimes

I'm really good with doggos

bARK BARK MOFO

I need to stop

I also need constant attention

I will fight you even if I'm like two feet smaller than you

That's probably not even all of them :')

Why did I even make this chapter

Send help pls :')