Brother: Hey do you think mama's in a good mood?
Me: Well, she just yelled at me for leaving a spoon in my room, so...no I don't think so.
Brother: I just wanna go out with my friend for a couple of minutes.
Me: Do you want her to bring up all the past times where you went out when she was busy?
Brother: ..............
Me: Or when you left your dirty sock on the floor?
Brother: .............
Me: Or when you didn't do what she asked even though you said you'd do it later?
Brother: ...............
Me: Or do you want her to compare you to your "perfect" friend?
Brother: .............So I shouldn't go ask her?
Me: Unless you want your ears to go deaf, then no you shouldn't.
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Muslim Gurls Rant
RandomNote: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
