Note: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
FIRST, there's SOOO fucking short, it hurts my back just to bend down (tall people problems).
SECOND, they're so germy, I CAN'T STAND IT. I'Ve seen people put their mouths so close to it.
THIRD, the water doesn't go all the way sometimes and I have to put my mouth so close to it and touch the nasty thing and yeah EW.
FOURTH, I have to bend down, right? SHOWING MY BUTT TO THE WORLD.
edit: guys wanna know why im so paranoid? ik guys are perverts, and theyre gonna look. one time, i was walking with my brother on my back and his shoe fell off and since i didnt want to bend my knees for i fear i will break my back, i bend down like im doing rukuu and these two assholes wolf whistle at me (pretty good whistle if u ask me😂). and they go to the mosque, what has the ummah become?!
FIFTH, the water isn't even cold! So I suffer and the water is as warm as my farts......what?
"Why don't you use water bottles?"
Hehe, water bottles are like bad luck for me, and I don't even believe in luck!
I either lose them somewhere, or they break cuz I was too violent with them (don't ask), or they fall in mud puddles (don't ask😂), or I forget to bring them with me or the water has fucking plastic in it (dont ask😂).
This is what they look like btw:
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