Lying?! Tsk tsk tsk

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When you can't lie:

#1:

Friend: Do I look good in this?

Me: Hell NO! That is SOOO ugly, go change.

Friend: Why are you so mean?! *pretends to cry*

Me: Bitch, you asked if you looked good, I said no. Deal with the truth.

#2:

Friend: What do you think of this?

Me: It's terrible. What were you thinking?

Friend: Stop being so mean. No wonder you don't have friends.

Me: Ouch, that didn't hurt at all.

#3:

Friend: Isn't this great!?

Me: Yeah, it's great! GREATly sucks

Friend: Being friends with you is such abuse.

Me: Being friends with you gives me migraines.

#4:

Teacher: You're a very smart student.

Me: Tell me something I didn't know.

#5:

Me: I ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS SONG! Turn it fucking off.

Friend: You're so honest about everything. Does it hurt to lie a little and have some sympathy, you idiot?!

Me: Of course it hurts! I don't want to go to hell. And stop trying to change me, I'm a sympathy-less person.

#6:

Friend: *does something stupid*

Me: You're such a stupid idiot, how do you live?!

Friend: You're so mean! Like stop.

Me: You're so stupid! Like stop.

(Any other scenarios?)

I know these scenarios make me seem like a complete bitch, and let's be honest, I AM😂 But you call it being a bitch, I call it spitting out the truth in a very harsh, cruel, cold way.

If you sensitive and want to be my friend........

HAHEHAHEHAHE😂😂😂😂STOP CRACKING ME UP, I'D ROAST YOU EVERYDAY.

HAHEHAHEHAHE😂😂😂😂STOP CRACKING ME UP, I'D ROAST YOU EVERYDAY

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YAS I AGREE.

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