Me: It's forbidden for me to eat pork.
Stupid Child: So you don't eat bacon?
Me: NAH, I eat bacon for breakfast everyday, man!
Stupid Child: But-
Me: *What part of 'pork' do you not understand??!
Is this only happening to me??!
Please don't say yes!!
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DiversosNote: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...