Mom: Are you ever going to brush your hair?
Me: What does "brush" mean?
Or
Mom: Are you ever going to brush your hair?
Me: Of course not! I want my bun to look nice tomorrow.
I legit NEVER brush my hair.
Because who the f*ck sees it?!
Nobody can tell what my hair looks like, so it doesn't matter if I brush it or not because nobody that matters can see it.
Or smell it *blushes*
Let me just tell you, my hair is REEAAALLLY poufy and curly.
If I don't brush it, dandruff builds up, my hair gets really tangled in the morning, afternoon, and night, IT SUCKS.
THIS ISN'T EVEN HALF THE VOLUME OF MY HAIR!! IT'S LIKE A QUARTER!! And it's not blonde.
IM NOT EVEN JOKING.
I don't think any of you can relate to me and my hair, but I do know you can relate to this:
"I don't gotta brush my hair! Nobody sees it so it doesn't matter if it's brushed or not."
Plus:
Tangled hair makes a big bun which makes your hijab look REALLY nice.
Oh, did u guys know that high buns are like haram (correct me if im wrong)? idk y tbh (maybe something about how u think youre better than everyone? idk😂😂). Plz help, i actually wanna know😂😂
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