Jade: PERRIE LOUISE EDWARDS!!!!
DJ: oh,shit's about to happen
Jade: where is she???
Pez: here sweaty
Pez: what is it
Jade: your fucking lion shaved dog
Pez: he has a name
Jade: Hatchi is it
Pez: yes
Jade: well he peed on my parka
Pez: are you sure it isn't water
Jade: it's pee,it fucking smells
Pez: really cause I trained Hatchi to go outside
Jade: oh he did go outside
Pez: ????
Jade: he went to our room,dragged my parka outside to pee on it
Camz: what a smart dog
Pez: how would you know he took it from our room
Jade: Marcus saw him
Leigh: oh Marcus is at your house
Pez: yeah
Jesy: how long is he staying,maybe I'll go say hi to him
Pez: this whole week
Leigh: I'm coming over later
Jesy: same
Jade: anyway as I was saying
Jade: Perrie your dog peed and almost took a shit on my parka
Lern: what do you mean by almost
Jade: I went to the backyard and saw Hatchi on my parka and thought he was humping it because it wouldn't be the first time I've seen him like that but that little fucker was about to take a shit
Jade: so I took it away from him
Jesy: like mother like son
Pez: what does that mean
Leigh: really Perrie
Pez: yes because may I remind you Jade was the one that hump Jesy
Jade: we've talked about it Perrie,I didn't mean to
Pez: but still
Jesy: and Perrie may I remind you what I caught you doing
Pez: no I'd rather not
Jade: I'm so fucking mad
Pez: it's okay baby,I'll wash it for you if you want
Pez: then we can have a movie night with the girls and Marcus
